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Working On Some New Sites

by admin on February 9, 2009

Sorry I haven’t blogged in a couple day, I have been working on some new sites I just purchased. They should be pretty gangsta, and you’ll for sure want to get jiggy with them. BUT I did just write a verse for a musical I’m working on, about a evil Baker that tries killing all the towns people with the food he bakes. Here’s his opening verse.

I’m just a baker, just a very evil baker/

I cook cakes, I cook pies, I’m the devils cookie maker/

I put poison in brownies, I put poison in the bread/

I put poison in everything, just to that insure you are dead/

There’s acid in the crumpets, and toxins in the tarts/

When the poison hits your blood, it will surely stop your heart/

The venom in my pies, have a wonderful disguise/

It taste just like syrup, but will burnt out both your eyes/

I put infections in the yeast, so please enjoy the feast/

I won’t stop until you’re buried, very dead you are deceased/

I dream to kill them all, brothers sisters mothers cousins/

I’ve killed thirteen in one night, oh it was a bakers dozen/

Dark, deep, and black, is how I see my mood/

Death, dead, and murder, the only ingredients in my food/

Cause I’m hungry for dessert, and death is always something sweet/

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Alex February 10, 2009 at 12:09 pm

douchebag.

admin February 10, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Thank you?

admin February 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm

Thank you very much?

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