They say too much of anything, is a bad thing…not true. Have you ever heard of too many Hi Fives…I don’t think so. Hi Five’s are made of magic and with each one you get a little smack of amazing. A good Hi Five can make a fat man dance and a skinny girl strip. A bad Hi Five is impossible. Even if someone misses and smacks the shit out of your face, it’s still a Hi Five…and that my friend is magical.
A lot of people think Hi Fives are just for hands…wrong. You know how many times I’ll Hi Five a girls ass when I’m drunk (Like 6 or 7 times). You can Hi Five an elbow, leg, or even a small Dog. There is even a social interaction site named Hi Five. Why? Dammit, you know why.
With everything amazing that comes with a Hi Five, it’s hard to believe sometimes a Hi Five isn’t the smartest thing to do. How could that be? Isn’t a Hi Five always awesome? Unfortunately no. I had to learn the hard way…many times. These three scenes should help you establish when it is and isn’t appropriate for a Hi Five.
Example: Bad Time To Hi Five
Guy: Hey I just saw your girlfriend making out with some tall ass man.
Other Guy: Huh? What? I love her so much. I was going to marry her. How could she do this? I think I’m going to kill myself.
Guy: Yeah, whatever, she was a slut anyway. Did I tell you I did 140lbs on my triceps today?
Example: Good Time To Hi Five
Tim: Yo Chucky, I got fired from my job today.
Chucky: Whatttt son? That shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Why’d they fire you?
Tim: Because I was Black.
Chucky: You’re not Black. You’re from Pakistan.
Tim: Whatever. Fuck that job. I hated walking Dogs.
Example: You Decide What To Do
Kelly: Wow I just took the wickedest shit in that handicap stall.
Michelle: You know you can get a ticket for that.
Kelly: For taking a wicked shit?
Michelle: No silly. That stall is only for Midgets.
Kelly: Did I ever tell you I fucked a Midget?
Michelle: Really? When?
Kelly: In Brazil. His name was Paco and he had the hairiest wiener. I was high on LSD.
Michelle: That’s bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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i love your blog….lol those scenes are so funny.
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i love this blog….lol those scenes are so funny.