A lot of people think I’m only interested in comedy when it comes to movies and entertainment. They couldn’t be more wrong. I love movies with purpose. I love movies that make you want to contribute to the greater good of mankind. Movies that inspire you to be a better person. That’s why I just watched one of my favorite inspirational movies ever…Blank Check. It’s the story of a genius bike riding preteen that gets hit by a rich douche bag’s car and in the douche bags attempts at avoiding any confrontation with the law he hands the kid a blank check. Right? I know. A fantastic plot line. Every time I finish watching this cinema classic I know I’m a better person. It has inspired me to do so much. Like today, I’ve walked in front of six cars, three tucks, and a school bus. Both of my arms are broken and I can’t feel anything below my thighs, but I’m not quiting because I know with persistence a rich douche bag will run me over and give me a blank check. And with that check I will be able to buy at least 100 cases of beer…and that right there equals a lot of fun for at least three days.
Under a Car,
Daniel Dickey
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ive tried this before and a rich douche bag did hit me but the only thing i was promised was good head and 20 bucks.