I just found this in my unpublished blogs. It was from a couple nights ago.
If only there was a way to explain how high I am right now. My whole body is tingling. I feel like I’m sitting in a massage chair at Sharper Image. 30 minutes ago there was a half gallon of ice cream in my freezer… right now there’s a half gallon of ice cream in my stomach. I keep popping in and out of reality. Every ten seconds or so I discover the same thing all over again. Like I have no idea what is going on right now. I’ve been masturbating to a food blog for the past hour. Who would ever think lasagna could look so sexy? There are currently people staying on my couch (when aren’t people staying on my couch?). I don’t want to wake them up for the 6th time, but if I don’t get a hold of some cookies I ultimately risk death. It’s 5:30 in the morning. I just spent the past 10 minutes convinced I was the voice of Jeopardy. I freaking out right now. I should watch a movie. I can’t decide whether to leave my socks on or to take them off. I cant do this anymore. I can’t function. My hands are melting. Oh my God I’m way too high. I feel like if someone were ever to die from marijuana, it would be me… right now. Wow these cookies are so good. I took my socks off. Yeah that’s better. This movie is crazy. Oh, the movie didn’t start yet. Is it normal to go bald at 23? I just forget my name. Like for a second, I didn’t know what my name was. Maybe I should shave my head? Holy shit I have strawberry milk in the fridge. No, my nose is too big to shave my head. Then sun is coming up. Do I work tomorrow? Wait, did I just forget my name again? I put the socks on my hands. I love being this high. Why are the socks on my hands? I just fell asleep for a couple minutes. I hear my roommate having sex in the other room… either that, or she thinks these cookies are really good too. Nope, it’s definitely sex. I need to do my laundry. I love the smell of laundry. Maybe I should eat the detergent? Am I slutty if I like sticking Q-tips really deep in my ears? Wow I don’t know if I said this before, but I’m sooooo high. I need more cookies ASAP.
Just made a cup of strawberry milk,
Daniel Dickey
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I want to get high with you.
Stop doing drugs!
They turn your brain into mush!