So it’s that time of the month again, my True Life episode has been airing lately and my website has been getting a hefty amount of hits. Random people have been stopping me in the street and large groups of girls have been taking pictures with me at work. It’s definitely interesting and amusing every time I’m noticed, and most people all have the same questions. So I figured if you found this site you were wondering those same things.
- Are Stephanie and I still together? Yes we are together…though I try really hard to hide from her, she always ends up finding me.
- Did we end up moving to Orlando in January? Nope. Gainesville in September turned into Orlando in January, which turned into New York in August.
- Why did it look like we were always having fun? A couple reasons. One, I’m a very funny individual. Two, I always make sure to sex her up real good. Three, I massage her feet when they hurt.
- You looked so big on TV why do you look like a little stick in person? If you would ever ask that I would kill you.
- Do you know how to contact Jake from the same episode? Yes, but sadly I think your views might change about Jake rather quickly. He is a midget. I know what your thinking, no way. Yes way, both him and the crazy bitch Liz are legal midget’s. The camera really does magic for midgets.
- Were you guys that serious about moving? No. We could live in Japan and we’d party it up with the little Japanese people. It doesn’t matter where we go, as long as we can rub each other down with goat milk everything will be gravy.
- Why did Stephanie wear such dark make up? Obviously it was by mistake. She turns off the episode whenever that part comes on. The make up was blended fine in person, but the camera lights made it look like she rubbed chocolate pudding all over her face. She went a couple shades lighter since then.
- Where are you and Stephanie living now? I moved to New York in August 2008. Unfortunately Stephanie found out she had type 1 diabetes right before we moved. So I was in New York while she was in and out of hospitals in Florida getting better. She happily moved to New York the day after Christmas. It was quite a present.
- Are you famous? No I am not famous. If I was famous I would not be working or typing this. If I was famous I’d have slaves do everything for me. Maybe one day.
UPDATE: Unfortunately Stephanie and I broke up, but we have remained friends. We both currently live in New York and on the friskiest of nights, might drunk text each other. You can read about my break up here
If you have any other questions feel free to ask. Thanks for checking out my site and I wish you many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the new year.
Daniel Dickey
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LOL I saw you guys on true life!
Yeah that show was madd funny.
Mtv true life I’m having a summer romance is my favorite one EVER. it’s so cute.
Hahaha….I was wonderin those questions wen I saw yu at yur job lol….but yea so I tagged yu in tht pic we took on facebook…so comment cuz obviously yu have time on yur hands lol
I loved Danny and Stephanie on mtv true life summer romance.
Like omg that episode was soo good, you and Stephine are such a good couple, way better then Jake and Liz their relationship was out of control.
dude im not a midget!!! haaa!
i mean sure im not super tall.
but im not really a midget.
im like average i suppose. ahah
-jake
LOL. Hope all is well man.
um, wow! SLAVES? Are you insensitive or what? Horrible choice of words, especially for someone fortunate enough to get a chance to go to college! I’m a 29yo white female and was offended! hope you don’t offend the “wrong” person! Also for someone so arrogant, I find it amusing you feel the need to insult Jake!
Hey April…one of my favorite months…not really, but I’m trying to be a nice young man.
Slaves was a wonderful choice of words. I didn’t say I believed in the slavery of black people. I said slaves as in, little midget salves that will put on my shoes and make me pancakes…if you wouldn’t want that then something is obviously wrong with you.
And I do hope I didn’t come of arrogant, because I’m very far from it. Nor did I insult Jake by saying he’s a midget, obviously it was a joke…Jake happened to comment on it. I don’t think he minded.
Hope you have a wonderful day.
wow, you really do have a lot of time on your hands! lol!!! I thought about it some after my post, and no, still not going for the slave comment, “midget” or not, but felt I failed to mention that jake is extremely immature and if he stopped calling his gf’s bitches, and playing stupid jealousy he may get a little further! besides, those other girls were way hotter!! =) you have a good one too! nice talkin to ya!
Hey Danny!!
Sorry to hear about her Diabetes. :/ Its not an easy thing to deal with. Good luck to her and u. 
I’m glad you have ur little blog, I was googling to see any updates on you and look at that, I found u and u answered all my questions. lol. I think ur hilarious and refreshing. Despite what “April” might say….is she serious?? lol
U and Stephanie r adorable and I’m glad u guys r working out!
Thank you for doing this I actually just googled you and Stephanie with a hope you guys were together. I’m glad you are and I’m also glad you have a good sense of humor about your true life experience
You guys together made my valentines day nicer too. So congrats for my bf picking me up in a super duper mood because of this blog. Hope you guys have a happy life together !
What nationality are you?
this was actually one of the best episodes of true life. i loved it! and hey jake are oyu single now? lol(:
Idc if Jake is short or not!! I still want him!! Haha
I’d fuck him any day!! And plus I’m not too tall myself…
1. This was a really funny post, there is no way that jake person is a midget.
2. NOOOOOO!!!!! Why you guyz break up? you were so cute together and you were an awesome BF and she was such a cute GF. (normally TV GF’s annoy me because they are very annoying to the dude and all up in his kool aid etc.)
I dont remeber how i got to this blog, oh wait i googled it yeah now i remember.
How do I get in contact with Jake from the same true life as you?
p.s. you and Stephanie are super cute
Hey whats your ethincity and where in ny do u live and if u live in queens where can we meet