Today marks three years of scribbling in this blog. 365 days multiple by 3, is almost a million days of writing in a silly internet journal. Imagine how much I could’ve done with my life if I didn’t spend my nights typing away witty remarks and humorous prose. Well… truth be told, I probably would’ve just ended up spending the time on Netflix watching documentaries about poisonous snakes… so I guess the blog hasn’t been all that bad.
In the past year my blog has followed me from New York to six different countries and a handful of states, it’s seen me dating all sorts of girls in all sorts of places and didn’t judge me while I went back and forth between trying to get rich and chasing my dreams. It’s always there to listen to me while everyone else is busy with their lives and it waits patiently when I’m busy with mine. It gets me readers from all over the world and comments from my neighbors, still confused why danieldickey.com is written on the mailbox in front of their building. It’s awesome when I get emails from random strangers telling me how much my blog helped them laugh at work and even cooler when someone emails me to tell me how much I suck at life (which I usually reply by sending them a video of a chimpanzee raping a frog). Matter of fact…
I’m not monkeying around this next year… I’m getting a book deal! Thanks for reading, commenting and giggling… even if it’s quietly so your boss doesn’t hear.