In the whitest voice possible, “Major shit has been going down… son!”
Not really, I’ve just been spending the bulk of my time buying jeans from Uniqlo and filling out fake census forms… so far the government thinks 300 men over the age of 80 live in my apartment. I’m also pleased to say that the ugly stepchild of a season, winter, is gone and I’ve happily enjoyed the week long rain that spring has brought by the bucketful… NOT! I’m ready for some sun and drunk frisbee days in Central Park. Hopefully they’re on their way.
Painting my toenails green,
Daniel Dickey
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you need to do more blogs! they make my day like ten times better when i read them. I showed my friends at school how funny you were and you had us laughing for hours. so please keep up with the blogs!!!!