In the whitest voice possible, “Major sh!t has been going down… son!”
Not really, I’ve just been spending the bulk of my time buying jeans from Uniqlo and filling out fake census forms… so far the government thinks 300 men over the age of 80 live in my apartment. I’m also pleased to say that the ugly stepchild of a season, winter, is gone and I’ve happily enjoyed the week long rain that spring has brought by the bucketful… NOT! I’m ready for some sun and drunk frisbee days in Central Park. Hopefully they’re on their way.
Painting my toenails green,