Yesterday I text my roommate to tell her she received a letter in the mail. She tells me to open it and see what it is. I open it…
If you’re having trouble reading the note it says, “I love you Tara. Love, Hugs, Mommy.” If you spent anytime studying during finals week at any college in America then you know those amazing little pills are time released Adderall. I just can’t help but find it hilarious that that note accompanied the Adderall. If only real drug dealers worked the same way…
A scene: Crackhead purchases $5 worth of crack. Crackhead heads to his favorite dumpster. Crackhead smokes crack out of a old coffee mug. Crackhead eats banana peel he finds in garbage. Crackhead sees note (he’s a crackhead so he can’t read, but for the purpose of the scene) the note reads, “I love you crackhead. Love, Hugs, Mommy.”
That’s one good dealer.
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Daniel Dickey
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Adderall got me through college.
Then you are a wimp.