I recently got the iPhone. One of the features that sold me was it’s ability to film video. I’ve been taking advantage of it…mainly while drunk and looking for laughs (and occasionally when the naked girl in my bed thinks I’m making a phone call). Last night I ran into a old friend…he was really really tired, so I didn’t bother waking him up while I attempted to film up his nostrils.
Right after this I actually stuck my phone into his mouth, but some ghetto white chick got madd and threated to stab my lady friend if I tried filming her. I told her to chew on elepahant shit, threw half of my pop tart at her, and ran away screaming for the police.
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You’re bad!!
hey dan..i love your posts. they are so funny. haha. by the way i hear you work at planet hollywood. who are the next celebrities coming like tomorrow or soon?
let me know