With one hand holding her full B cup boobs, the other brushing the hair out of her face, a naked girl got out of my bed and began collecting her scattered clothes. She was a cute, strawberry blond, with pretty feet and a helluva’ ass. As she tiptoed across the room and bent over to pick up her bra, I said:
- Me: Why don’t you leave that here?
- Naked Girl: What… My bra?
- Me: (I point at a hook in my wall holding 20+ bras). Yeah… something to remember you by.
- Naked Girl: (Giggling) Well wasn’t the sex something to remember me by?
- Me: Yeah, but I want something good to remember you by. (Her sleepy eyes shot open) I’m just kidding… I’ll remember the sex too.
- Naked Girl: (Relieved) Ok. (After a moment) Wait… you’ll remember it as something good or something bad?
- Me: (I don’t respond. I just laid there naked, massaging the pouch my testicles call home)
- Naked Girl: Danny last night was good! I… You… We both came, and it was… wow.
- Me: Yeah it was good. I just…
- Naked Girl: You just what?
- Me: I just was really distracted. (She waits for me to say more) I haven’t seen Lost this week and I couldn’t stop thinking about Jack and Sawyer (characters from Lost.. or maybe some hot man meat from the West Village). But it was still really good.
- Naked Girl: Yeah?
- Me: Yeah. (She senses something in my voice) well… I uh… I faked it.
- Naked Girl: Faked what?
- Me: My orgasm. I faked it.
- Naked Girl: But you came all over my tits.
- Me: Yeah, it was fake.
- Naked Girl: (As she hangs her bra with the rest) How could a guy fake it?
- Me: You had your eyes closed… I just threw some milk on you.
- Naked Girl: Oh my.
- Me: Yeah, I do it all the time.
She she left shorty after and I went back to sleep.
I’ll always remember her (B 34 Victoria’s Secret pink polka dot bra).
She was an idiot.
Daniel Dickey
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SMH, LOL. You have such a twisted sense of humor!
Love they way u tell the ideas to try…will see if it works for me.
you’re such a fuckin homo. everything ive seen here could be written by a 12 year old. GAY!
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