So I wanted to begin writing my life’s memoir’s, but couldn’t find the inspiration without a title. So for the past 6 hours I have rounded down my top 31 possible book titles. I think each of them convey a message of life, love, and the road I have traveled to get where I am today. I need some help rounding them down, so feel free to tell me your fav, or add your own.
- Anal sex…my mothers favorite condom.
- Have you seen the Muffin Man? That Nigga owes me money.
- Ahhh real monsters….or were they? The behind the scenes account of the “so called†monsters.
- Cactus, the chair for the Xtreme.
- Captain Hook…er. Arrr you looking for me scrooge?
- Curious George…Bi Curious George. He’s one gay Monkey.
- I jerked off on a bearded lizard once. His name was Lily…like the flower, not like the name.
- Captain Hook…er. Set your sail in my asshole.
- Why do you sleep with socks on? The story of a stocker.
- Why does the pool man sleep in Mommy’s room when Daddy is on a business trip? A pop up children’s book.
- Peanut Butter and Mustard. We’re making jelly jealous…real jealous.
- Spitting on Cats…the ultimate party.
- Why is your vagina sideways Asian girl?
- Cameras in the locker room…the Memoirs of a middle school gym teacher.
- My girlfriend is the most beautiful girl in the world…or so she tells me. A blind mans love story.
- Naked Twister…An octopus’s favorite game.
- 1, 2, 4, 5. Looks like someone didn’t make the cut.
- Clifford the Big Red penis?
- Have I raped you?
- Y, the bi sexual letter. Mostly a constinant, but sometimes a vowel(Especially when he’s drunk).
- Dog…A dinner for Asians.
- Dog, Cat and Mouse. A cook book for Asians.
- Vagina Farts. A airy breakfast cereal, loaded with fiber.
- The Hitchhikers Guide to Anal Sex with Bears and other large Mammals.
- Pizza crust is great. Pussy crust not so great.
- Proof that you’re an alien.
- Y. They gayest letter in the alphabet. He goes both ways.
- Rape…Or so she “saysâ€.
Help a brother out.
Daniel Dickey
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Y, the gayest letter bc it goes both ways, that was just genius:) kudos and i think that should be the title. if u choose 2 go with another, i understand im just telling u as ur #1 fan who cares
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Khrarizma you are a little piece of magic…piece fo wonderful magic.