Once upon a time there was a man with a 25 inch penis. Any guy would be excited to have such a big penis, but this man was not. He went to get advice from friends and one told him about a witch who could help him and gave him directions to the witch’s Brooklyn apartment. The next day the man visited the witch and after telling the witch his problems she asked to she his penis. After showing her, she smiled, thought for awhile and finally came up with an answer. Go into the woods and find a frog. Ask the frog to marry you and each time it says no, your gigantic jewels will shrink 5 inches. The man quickly ran to the woods. After searching for an hour he finally found a frog. He ran up to it and asked it to marry him. “NO Thank You” the frog said. The man looked down and watched his penis go from 25 inches to 20. The man asked the frog two more times, and again, it replied no. Once he was at 15 inches he thought 10 inches would be perfect, so he went up to the frog and asked it to marry him. The frog replied. How many times do I have to tell you. NO, NO, NO.”
This is a true story. I was this man.
Big Shot Out Going Out To LAUREN!!!
Daniel Dickey
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