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New York Get Ready For The Cold

by admin on October 16, 2009

Current New York Temperature: 38 degrees and rainy…with a chance of, what the fuck, it’s fall…why’s it so cold?

I will not be taking a shower until my roommate and I can pay the heat bill. See in our last apartment heat and hot water was paid for. In good ole’ Bushwick we have to pay for ALL utilities (heat, hot water, gas, electric) and since we are very poor we’ve decided no matter how cold it gets we will not turn the heat on till November 1st the earliest…well guess what? It’s October 16th and it’s 38 degrees outside, 54 degrees in our apartment. I woke up at 5:30am this morning because my ears started to freeze stiff. I’m 90 percent sure it snowed in our living room around lunch time. I really think we need to stop spending our money on chocolate and thrift store boots and start paying out bills.

As I write this I have on two shirts, a sweat shirt, sweat pants, socks, hat, and a scarf wrapped around my face. I’m looking at the temperature in Florida on my iPhone and it says 89 degrees…damn that sounds nice. I have to get ready for work…though I can take my time because I will not be showering. Showering in the house means death…frozen to death.

Can your feel your feet? I can’t.

Daniel Dickey

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Ashley October 16, 2009 at 8:19 pm

LOL! I would be the same way! Chocolate and cheap boots are way more important than heat!! ;)

Christine V October 17, 2009 at 5:18 pm

get a portable heater.. theyre so cheap!

fatkidsfalling October 20, 2009 at 10:37 am

i was so cold in NY i forgot to email you! i’m probably heading back for cmj for a few days. I’ll let ya know

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