It’s 1:14 Monday morning (It’s really 1:13, but my OCD made me say 1:14…even though it let me say it in the paraentecies) and I got a big week ahead of me. I wanted to make a To Do List and hang it on my fridge, but I’m way to lazy for that shit. So I figured if I put it here, since this is my homepage (You should make it yours) it will remind me to do it.
My To Do List
- Buy new pair of hiking boots for hiking.
- Pee on roommates pillow.
- Hide squirt guns all around the house…just in case.
- Cook the Camel meat I bought in Queens.
- Feed roommates Camel meat after I convince them it’s Salmon.
- Finish building hot air balloon made off socks.
- Learn new dance moves for dancing.
- Try to get pregnant…again.
- Eat all the food in the house and tell my roommates someone robbed our fridge and pantry.
- Finish drawing the Tupac tattoo I’m going to get tattooed on my forehead.
I hope I have time for everything.
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