My Search Engine Terms

So a lot of my blog traffic is derived from search engines. The most common searches tend to be “Daniel Dickey” “Danny and Stephanie from True Life” “Daniel Dickey Comedy Blog”. But hundreds of other searches get people to my blog daily. For those close to me they have already heard or read the odd searches people type in to get to my blog…a lot of them stem from me constantly tagging my articles with terms like “Jonas Brothers Dick Picture” and “Elf Fucks Midget Wrestler”, but some are just off the wall. Below are ten terms people searched in google today, and ended up at my blog.

• I gave my girlfriend my dead ex girlfriend’s ring
• How to avoid eye herpes
• Naked girls eating weed
• Pene de los Jonas Brothers
• My belly button is big and somewhat black
• True Life: I’m a midget
• Hairy Asian cowboys
• Man who fucks glass dog
• 10 reasons to kill your co workers
• My ex girlfriend fucked an ape

Side Note: I checked my search engines terms one day and couldn’t figure out why these were searched multiple times…

• Daniel Dickey fucks goats?
• Daniel Dickey eats people?
• Daniel Dickey gay porn star?
• Daniel Dickey licks man balls?
• Daniel Dickey has herpes?

After telling one of my friends about these weird searches he burst out laughing. I now tag his mother’s first and last name in every sex blog I write.

I have a feeling everyone who reads this is going to search some weird terms now,

Daniel Dickey

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