It’s 4:33 in the afternoon and since waking up at 11:00am I haven’t left the chair in front of my computer except to go back to bed, twice. I’ve had a lot of time today to reflect on myself, look at pornography, and eat a lot of junk food. I mostly ate food while reflecting, as the pornography got boring after the little French school boys put their clothes back on.
I’ve come to realize I might have the worst eating habits in the world. Today for example I’ve ate two bowls of Reese’s Puff’s cereal, a four egg omelet (Only egg yolks), six packets of string cheese, Chip Ahoy cookies and whole milk, some of my roommates brownies, and a bag of potato chips. Somedays I go without eating anything except protein bars (They are really Snickers bars, but they DO have a gram or two of protein in them). I’m really starting to question why I don’t weigh more and if I should be worried about dying before I turn 23. Consider my favorite foods.
My Top 10 favorite foods
- Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
- Doritos
- Goldfish (Both the food and fish)
- Twix
- Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Ice Cream (Mostly on top of warm weed brownies)
- Reese’s Anything
- French Fries (I love French Fries. I HATE French people)
- Peanut Butter
- Children (I love eating all children, but the Black ones defiantly taste the most scrumptious)
I will admit I love working out and spend at least five days a week at the gym. I think unconsciously I do it to counteract my terrible eating habits. I figure with my bad eating habits, a good workout ethic will help me survive to at least 96…my goal is 203, but I’m not willing to change my diet for it. Well shall see.
Side Note: I have stopped eating red meats…and any smelly vaginas.
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I might have the same eating habits as you.
it’s too bad you stopped eating red meats because roast beef it really good if you mix it with your mac and cheese
my favorite inspirational speaker once said “it’s not what you eat, it’s how you FEEL about what you eat” so if you FEEL like you’re killing yourself with your food, then you probably are but if you can find a way to FEEL differently about your favorite foods (like, just enjoy them and don’t worry about it) then your body will take the nutrients it needs from what you eat…and little kids are full of vitamins cuz their moms make them take flinstones
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