Myspace is currently running a contest to be in a Judd Apatow movie. Any of my daily readers know of my deep man crush on everything Apatow Productions. You had to explain why you should be in the Judd Apatow movie “Funny People” in under 100 words. This was my 100 words.
6 = Number of times I have swept your hair off a barber shop floor and taped it to my face.
19 = The age I had my Bar Mitzvah (I wished for you when I blew out my candles…make my wish come true).
7 = Hours it took my to glue my ears back on after I cut them off and sent them to you.
11 = Days I’ll wait to kill myself by eating pieces of paper with your name on it…if I’m not picked.
Serious Note: You are the heterosexual crush every man dreams of.
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LOLOLOL I saw you on MTV.
Judd Apatow is sooo funny. I love his movies.
4 – Number of hours I laughed while reading this.