Today as I twisted and turned my way into the last available seat on the subway at 42nd street, I did not notice that the nice man next to me was eating his finger. He was not nibbling the nail, he was not sucking the skin, he was eating the entire finger. Give yourself a second to take that in.
The man sitting right beside me on the subway, was eating his finger…viciously gnawing at the joints and ligaments like sweet potato pie (Just instead of pie, it was a finger…his finger). To try and describe the noise a man makes as he chews away his flesh, would not only cause me to vomit once more, but could even lead to you contracting meningitis. For your safety and my future mental stability I will not go into detail about the dead Iguana protruding form his pocket (Yes I said there was a dead Iguana hanging out of his pocket. Wanna ask me what color it was)?
New York…What a city.
Daniel Dickey
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