SO I just so happened to be flipping through Ebony Magazine this morning and what did I see? A six page write up about my blog, including celebrity comments and quotes.
“Daniel Dickey Dot Com is the funniest thing since the mass genocides in Darfur†– Kevin Spacey
“It’s called the virtual handjob, but it feels so real†– Sigourney Weaver
Daniel Dickey Dot Com is not only insightful and thought provoking, but also loaded with naked celebrity porn videos and pictures. He was the only one to leak the Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal sex tape. And I almost forget to say, Jake you’re gay and have a little penis. And don’t think for a second you’re cool, cause if you even think about saying something, I’ll bang your sister†– Ryan Phillippe
As you can see I’m getting pretty famous. It’s even rumored that I fingered Jessica Simpson…not true. I did bang out her little sister though, Ashole Simpson…the sex tape will be released exclusively on my website on September 16th. A preview you ask? I will say this, I wasn’t expecting all of those warts…and I didn’t know her Dad was that good on a camera man! From here on out my lips are sealed.
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