She was drunk, had the hiccups, and was doing terrible at attempting to out rap me on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. Did this foolish women really think she could flow like me? She’s heard me rap on songs like ‘Boys Night At The Club’ and the highly acclaimed ‘I Fucked A Fat Girl For My Best Friend’ so it was incomprehensible to think she was really trying to compete with a beast like me.
See, the theme song to ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ is to drunk 20 somethings what ‘The Piano Man’ is to drunk 50 somethings. We all know every word and we all are certain we are the best when it comes to preforming it drunk. In actuality Will Smith and myself are really the only ones that can preform it flawlessly…as he is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and I (of course) am The Fresh Prince of Brooklyn. But for anyone who would like to challenge me, here are the lyrics to the song.
Please note the loser (you) has to buy the winner (me) a 12 pack…I’ll take Coronas. Thank you.
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Lyrics
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Be Air’
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Well First of all Mister, he doesn’t say “To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air” twice at the end (just once).
Second, if you’re gonna call yourself the beast and challenge people to a duel, you should get the extended version down patent as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7faA651uyk
“Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there’re prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don’t think sow
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air ”
I’m just sayin ;oP