After eight years of ridiculously embarrassing antics from our C average President I can finally find a penny sized sense of support for him. I’ll briefly explain.
Yesterday while talking some nonsense to the Prime Minister of Iraq, a journalist, Muntadhar al-Zeidi (His friends call him Baby Goat), threw a shoe at our President. Was this an attack of courage? Was this his way of protesting the extreme lack of quality shoes in Iraq? Or did he just think after listening to President Dub-Ya for eight years, that someone needed to hit that fool with a shoe? I’ll let you decide.
You’re still probably wondering where my new found pride for President Dub-Ya came from. It came the second that little Iraq threw his sheep skin shoe at my President for the next 35 days and George Bush ducked that shit like Rocky in the ring. Did you see those reflexes? He was like a cat…one quick pusssy! It even made me question…could Obama ducka shoe like that? Once again I’ll let you decided.
There were paradas in the streets after the incident and Muntadhar al-Zeidi has been hailed as a hero. Showing the sole of your shoe to someone in the Arab world is a sign of extreme disrespect, and throwing your shoes is even worse. Good news is, Muntadhar al-Zeidi was also being tested for alcohol and drugs, and his shoes were being held as evidence (Good thing…we wouldn’t want that shoe to be throw at anyone else).
Overall I hope Muntadhar al-Zeidiius is currently being raped and tortured in a dark isolated American holding cell. Because no matter what an idiot our President is and was, nobody can throw a shoe at him unless their American.
Your Future President,
Daniel Dickey
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