Her large lumpy skin hung low over her tight daisy duke shorts. Her big pumpkin breasts, covered in yellow stretch marks, sagged to her wide hips. She lacked much pigment… really the only color to her fair and floppy skin was large spider veins and quarter sized blemishes on her sausage arms and hippo legs. Her hair was a nappy mess. It was similar to that of a resident of a trailer park (a ghetto one, not retirement one). Her teeth, what was left of them, stunk like rotting meat and most were stained with tar, dirt, and blood. A hairy pig nose that would make most humans vomit on themselves, sat in the middle of her pig face. She did have nice ears… of course they were shaped like the ears of a troll and/or large hobbit, but either way they were nice. Her sweaty neck, covered in acne, came together in the back to form a jumbo pack of ball park hot dogs (I don’t think they’re kosher). Was she wearing a tractor tire around her waste? No, that is just blob of belly fat. Did she eat dog food? She sure did look like it. The hair from her armpits was long, but braided… it showed she cares about her appearance and that’s important. She looked like a white gorilla. I could only imagine if I were to sniff her, she would smell similar to a rotting zebra carcass exposed to the heat of the African plains for several weeks. If she was ever to fart in a room of 70 people, surely 70 people would die slow horrible deaths. Barefoot I could see the horse hooves she tried to pass off as feet. The heals and skin, green with fungus, were a nice contrast to her untrimmed toenails, red as rust and jagged as a saw. This beast of a women might have weighed 600 pounds. She could easily eat a Volkswagen Bug. Her wheelchair was the size of a Mini Cooper. But I loved her. For some unknown, disturbing reason I couldn’t take my eyes off this large whale. Seeing her sloppy body my heart beat faster. She made my skin tingle. She made my cold, little baby penis warm with quickly circulating blood. She was the sun to my moon, the rain to my flower, the cheese to my bologna. She soon caught on to my sweet smiles and a puppy eyes from across the room. I knew this by the way she started flapping her arms and barking at me. She rolled up in her wheel chair and offered me some of the half eaten chicken bones on her lap. I smiled and had a bite. It tasted like sewer water smeared on a possum’s dick. I told her this, and she barked with laughter. “What made you think it was chicken?” she replied. I smiled and kissed her neck.
Changing my beautiful girlfriend’s diapers,
Daniel Dickey
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and i thought we had something special…damn
She sounds super cute.
Danielle we do have something special, but I can’t hide this love anymore.
Julianna, she is more than super cute…she’s perfect.
and i thought i was perfect….i feel so used
You are perfect! Let me bake you some muffins to remind you of the love we share?
As long as they’re blueberry i will except
Holy shit man that was hilarious. I am going to quote you on one of the fucking funniest thing I heard. ” She looked like a White gorilla”
lol.
…that’s ‘blubbery’ muffins…
Shit, I’d fuck the girl i the picture.