It’s 8:00am and I am wide awake. I have been up since 6:23am. Both of those statements disgust me.
Every night before I go to sleep I judge how tired I am and then decide what time I would like to wake up. Last night I decided I would wake up at 2 in the afternoon. I was very tired. It’s now 8:02am, I am still very tired. I cannot fall back to sleep. I’m not in the best of moods. I burnt my last two waffles. I have cereal, but no milk. I’m hungry. How long can you keep chicken in the refrigerator? Is three weeks to long?
(Whenever I’m not in the happiest of moods I google search pictures of midgets doing different activities. Today’s activity was wrestling).
Very agitated,
Daniel Dickey
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I really love Midgets! There is just something about a midget that can brighten your day. Midgets wrestling or even jumping on a trampolene just have a way of making you smile. I wish I could mount one on my wall so that I may take it down whenever I please and play with it(wouldn’t that be fantastic!!!).
I’m about to clickey the thingys a lot to make u the moneys. Matter of fact I’m gonna give you enough for milk AND new waffles, hows that sound big guy;) P.S. your next activity should be midget curling. (that ice sport with the brooms and giant rock)
if you make enough money from people clicking the thingies you should buy yourself a sleep mask so maybe you won’t wake up so early…by the way I was walking my dog the other day and I found a half-eaten bag of Cheese Puffs in the middle of the road. They’d been run over so I didn’t eat them but it made me think of you because I’d just recently left a comment about wanting some cheetos. So thanks for manifesting me a bag of cheetos is puff form!