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How To Have Great Cyber Sex

by admin on July 7, 2009

MuscleGuy669 – No girls can do it too.
MuscleGuy669 – But it’s not like our cum, it’s clear…like water.
LilAngelCutiexx143 – Really?
LilAngelCutiexx143 – I’ve never done it.
MuscleGuy669 – Ok. Well how do you know when to stop?
LilAngelCutiexx143 – I dunno. It feels good for a while and then I decide to stop.
LilAngelCutiexx143 – I’m afraid of my parents walking in.
MuscleGuy669 – Why? How do you do it?
MuscleGuy669 – Like on your bed with your panties on?
LilAngelCutiexx143 – At night I get in my bed and put my covers over me.
MuscleGuy669 – And what?
MuscleGuy669 – Pull your panties down?
LilAngelCutiexx143 – Then I take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my figners.
MuscleGuy669 – Ok, why vaseline?
LilAngelCutiexx143 – It makes it easier.
LilAngelCutiexx143 – Then I stick a finger in there…
MuscleGuy669 – nice niceeeee
LilAngelCutiexx143 – And start moving it around.
MuscleGuy669 – You got ichat?
LilAngelCutiexx143 – No sorry.
MuscleGuy669 – Fuck.
MuscleGuy669 – How many fingers do you have in your pussy?
LilAngelCutiexx143 – Eventually I get two fingers in there.
LilAngelCutiexx143 – Then I put some vaseline on my other hand.
LilAngelCutiexx143 – And start rubbing my penis.
MuscleGuy669 – WHAT?

Which One Was I,

Daniel Dickey

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

jamie July 8, 2009 at 2:01 am

OBVIOUSLY angelcutie.

admin July 10, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Jamie you obviously know how I roll…and that is exactly why you are always welcome at our house.

SanDy BoO July 17, 2009 at 1:31 pm

is this real? hahah hilarious! Love it.

Zachh July 20, 2009 at 1:40 am

HAHAHAH. this shit made my night, THANK YOU.

Nichole February 25, 2010 at 1:39 pm

lmao… you are awesome, dude.

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