I really need to get on a better sleeping schedule. Currently it’s 5:26 in the morning and I’m laying in bed, listening to music and binge eating several boxes of pizza rolls. Though only slightly, the sun is starting to peek through my bed sheet curtains. This is the 10th night I have done this and I’m finding it is quickly becoming the norm. Everyday I dick around, play pogs, eat chips, go to the gym, sell shoes on ebay and then fall asleep around 9:30pm. I then wake up anywhere between 12:00pm and 1:00am wide awake and wired. Usually the house smells like marijuana, as my roommate has gotten home from work, smoked, and is listening to, “The Best of Blondie” before telling me about something ‘going down’ on Facebook and then falling asleep. From there I usually write emails, download tv shows, and fall asleep watching Netflix. I’ve tried them all tonight… none have worked. I’m wide awake and googling, ‘What time does Target open?’ I think I’m going to go grocery shopping and then just sleep on one of the couches at Target until they kick me out. Yeah, that sounds good.
Wide awake,
Daniel Dickey
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You’re supposed to masturbate, drink warm milk, and masturbate again. Works like a charm.
Ohhhh. I thought I was supposed to masturbated WITH warm milk… no wonder it didn’t work.
Good looking though.
Try masturbating in cottage cheese.
I wouldn’t do it any other way.