(This is the last picture taken of my ex girlfriend and I. I am the kitten)
After rereading my most recent post I’ve come to realize my blog has went from a completely random, always absurd comedy forum, to a depressing, mangina filled, period packed, lifetime movie website. To all my readers that visit my site do to it’s constant absurdity and wild rants about midgets and foot fetishes, I want to apologize. Everyday of my life has been filled with insane thoughts and inappropriate ideas, but since my girlfriend peace outted me a couple weeks ago all I can think about is The Notebook, starting a diary, and drinking red wine while I listen to Norah Jones.
I’ve received much appreciated break up advice from readers, friends, my roommates, even my mother has been filling up my facebook wall with inspirational quotes and positive messages. I’ve taken all the advice and words of wisdom into consideration, but have decided on my own way to deal with this. I’ve decided going out and banging out some little Brooklyn hotties will not be beneficial. I’ve decided filling up every second of my time with something to do will not be beneficial. I’ve even decided that starting a new religion where we throw rocks at anyone that looks like my ex, will not be beneficial…well maybe. BUT I HAVE decided I will listen to sad music about love, drink large amounts of beer, wines, and liquors, and I will think about my relationship all the time. Will I start crying like a little girl who got mud on her new shoes? Yes. I’m going to be a little flower smelling bitch. I’ll be sad everyday. I won’t eat, talk, sleep, and will only masturbate thinking about my ex. I’ll be depressed every second. But guess what? One day I won’t be. One day I won’t care. One day I’ll be over it completely and there won’t be anything left. And on that day I will pee all over every copy of True Life: Summer Romance. Until then I will watch it everyday, crying like a gay kitten hungry for man milk.
Thank you for your continued support and naked pictures (Those have been really helpful with this whole shituation. I’m hoping girls starts sending them as well).
Buying a diary,
Daniel Dickey
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Mourning the loss of anything or anyone in any sense for as long as you need to is an essential step in moving forward from your said loss. Feeling the loss by letting it loose in your guts is very important, because it’s inevitable that this experience is going to change your outlook (if you sincerely feel as you say you feel towards her). You need to decide if your going to be a better person after life kicks you in the nuts, or if you are going to become the ball breaker, or the push over and so on… but that’s getting ahead of ourselves. As for now, have some cheese with that whine. Question though: is this that girl that you auditioned for that relationship show on MTV with? I saw that video, but can barely remember it. I do remember that the video was very warm in nature and gave me a fuzzy feeling in my heart. I felt envious. I’m sorry that it went sour. Anyway, if you ever need someone to talk to, holler at your boy. I know it seems like I’m off the grid, but that’s because I have been domesticated by a woman and have yet to retrieve my nuts from beneath the kitchen sink. But I’m still here. I’m still local. Get at me.
who the hell is this guy above me? That was gay lol…
fuckin get over it and post something funny. no one cares.
LOL. I’m not sure how I should take that comment. I’ll try to be funny once again.
i know this is old. but i completely feel you. fuck a bag of the eople leaving comments telling you to get over it.
its funny. i was dating a girl she also peaced out in june of ‘09.. 2 days after my birthday mind you (a birthday which i received no birthday sex on) and she was everywehre after that. i couldnt let go. she was over it instantly and i was a crying girly girl suck-suck. but i like what you said.
the thigns people would think you need to do to get over an ex… just doesnt work.
you are going to cry. yo uare going to be sad.. your mind will overflow with memories of them and it will KILL..
it killed me..
but then one day… you wont.. or itll become less sad. its beeen over half a year now and i still think about her, as im sure you thin of your ex… but i do not cry.. i may think of memories but now the memories arent just from the good times. i remember the not so good times and think it wasnt all i cracked it up to be…
love lives are just a big cycle. who will the next person be to evoke such strong emotions? the next to break your heart or even have their heart broken.. its just… life…
also, about you not being funny anymore. i commend you on still finding a way to put humor in your blog about heartbreak. not easy to smile in those times.
take it easy
Thank you Nichole. It just took some time. 8 1/2 months after I wrote that blog I couldn’t careless.
You’ll be alright homey… just takes time.