Get ready for the tween screams as preteens precum over High School Musical 3, opening around the country today. I personally have never seen High School Musical 1 or 2, but did take chorus in high school, and if it was anything like that then it was defiantly packed full of handjobs under the rafters.
The movie stars Zac Efron (Very Handsome), Vanessa Hudgens (Very Naked) , Corbin Bleu (A kind of salad dressing), Ashley Tisdale (Missing part of her nose), Lucas Grabeel (Who), and Monique Colemman (I met her yesterday, she wanted to hook up. I said chill baby, chill). The third movie in the series deals with the characters Senior Year. I myself was once a Senior, and if it was anything like mine, this movie is going to be filled with a truck load date rape drugs…make that two trucks. WOW I actually just realized I was beginning to write a semi comical synopsis of this movie, which is a HUGE waste of time since my adoring fans only came here for one reason…
Vanessa, oh sexy little Vanessa, what were you thinking? Did you think you could snap a sexy little picture and send it Zac without the alarms going off at Daniel Dickey Dot Com? Well the alarms are going wild…wild with questions. How did you get your little breast so tender? They remind me of the firm, yet flavorful matzo balls in my Mothers Yom Kipur soup. Another thing, I really like that thing you doing with your arm. You know, the little I’m holding my hair thing. It’s really great. Another question that’s killing me, I couldn’t help but notice your drapery, no not that rug on your vagina, we’ll get to that. I’m talking about that gorgeous window drapery and that fantastic fabric dangling from you bed. Did you pick that out yourself? Where? When? I bet you feel like a princess when you sleep, I do.
Now Vanessa, or should I call you by your RnB name Baby V? I’ll go with Baby V. Baby V why is your vagina wearinga V neck sweater? Did it get cold and you glued a small animal to your groin? Were you growing it to get a Brazilian wax, but then decided to become a hippi? Did Zac spend so logn down there that his facial hair was ripped from its roots and enlodged in your kitty kat (This would explain his baby like cheeks and chin). Whatever the case may be, this pictures makes for a great holiday gift to any lumber jack, steam boat captain, and the 50 million middle school boys that watched the movie and always imagined you naked, but now get to see it on Daniel Dickey Dot Com.
Happy Holidays
Daniel Dickey
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I can’t wait to see High School Musical 3. It’s gonna be great. On the disney note, you may be interested to hear Miley Cyrus’ interview with Ryan Seacrest. She talks about her recent bday, dating and driving. Peep it here:
http://www.kiisfm.com/pages/mileysite/mileysite.html
Late,
Keith Axlerod
Yo your site is madd funny.
LOL That’s nuts!!
For some reason whenever I see this picture I want to grab a razor and shave that animal off of her pussy. g’day
W T F who the hell is putting all these nasty pictures up here