In my previous post I stated if I was ever to get a tattoo it would be of a bald eagle on my dick. Though this would be very patriotic and help us win the war in Iraq, odds are it would become an issue at my job (I’m a nanny for six three year old children). Therefore I’ve done some serious tattoo research and compiled a list of the tattoos most likely to touch my body. This is going to be one of the hardest decisions I’ve ever had to make, but I know as long as I pick one of these, it will surely be worth it.
Option One: I admit I never considered getting a 30 inch tattoo of Hulk Hagan on my back, but after seeing it on this guy, I think it would really be a great way to show off my love for 90’s wrestling, and the reds and yellows would compliment my skin tone.
Option Two: Now obviously this one would require me to gain some weight, if I really wanted to get my moneys worth. But even with my thin frame I feel the drooping cow utters and deep black asshole would still look great. Don’t you?
Option Three: Never did I consider getting a tattoo of one or more of my loved ones on my body, but after seeing this it has definitely changed my mind. Though, I would just have these people tattooed on my back… just like they are in this picture. Of course they are not my loved ones, but with faces like that I’m bound to fall in love with these adorable little creatures.
Option Four: This is ‘fo sho’ in my top two. Something about its well thought out design just screams out masterpiece.
Option Five: Lucky me? With those deep pink stretch marks and nappy brown pubic hairs, whomever is down there, sure is lucky. I wonder what she smells like?
Option Six: This work of art speaks for itself. What Jewish boy wouldn’t want an evil devil face with hair made of fire spitting out their penis?
Option Seven: I’ve been debating whether this should be in my choices (Mostly because I’m scared she will shoot me if she ever finds this on my site… though even if she did see it, I question her ability to read). But there’s just so much abstract art going on that it had to be considered. Only a true artist would think to have POP$ tattooed on their neck.
Option Eight: Talk about Monkey business. This was my top pick until I remembered I don’t have a vagina. BUT if ever I switch things up, this will surely be on my to do list.
Though these weren’t picked, they were close calls.
Keep a close eye out, as I will probably be adding more to this sometime tomorrow.
Daniel Dickey
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I think you should get them all. Go danieldickey.com
They are all so awesome. I’m full of anticipation, who knows which you will pick. But seriously I love your blog. Message me sometime on yahoo.
I don’t even see how this is a question. Who DOESN’T want a 30 inch Hulk on their back, AND a skanky cow on their stomach. Anywho, I’ll be waiting for the pictures of those super sweet 16 tattoos on your body. hahaha. later broseph