With everything going on today I think it’s obvious who is causing all these problems…Gays. Yup, they are responsible for rising oil costs (They used all our oil supplies for Gay sex), Global Warming is another thing we can attribute to the Gays (Their love for turtle necks has heated up the world, Big Time), even Hurricane Katrina is a repercussion for Gays (She was a Lesbian and was trying to pick up some butch bitches at Marti Gras). Well instead of fighting the flame, I plan to educate the world on proper homosexual terminology. That way Gays can go back to being Gay and we can be free again. I have listed popular Gay terms, as Gays would like them to be said. This should stop racism and poverty. Foxy babes and monster men.
- Gay Asian = Gaysian
- Gay Asian American = Gaysian American
- Gay Turtle = Gurtle
- Gay Nurse = Gurse
- Gay Jew = Gew
- Gay Gorilla = Gayrilla
- Gay Panda Bear = Henry
- Gay Playground = Gayground
- Gay Morning Sun = Gaylight
- Gay term from sunlight to sunset = Gaytime
- Gay Website = My Homepage
- Gay Monster = Gay Monster
- Gay Cheer = Hoorgay
- Gay Penis = Throat Q Tip
- Gay Video Game Console = Gaystation
If we all start using these words around Gays we all might be living a little happier…or should I say gayer.
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Gasian American AHHAHHHAHAH
Dude this is hilarious.