Garage sale this Saturday from 9:00am – 2:00pm at ******** ******** ********. Hope to see you there.
From: Thomas Foolery
Date: Fri, July 23, 2010 at 9:42am
To: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Subject: Garage Sale
I’ve been looking to buy one for sometime now. How much do you want for the garage for sale?
From: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Date: Fri, July 23, 2010 at 10:07am
To: Thomas Foolery
Subject: Re: Garage Sale
Huh? It’s a garage sale. Everything will be different prices, you just make me an offer.
From: Thomas Foolery
Date: Fri, July 23, 2010 at 4:12pm
To:sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Subject: Re: Re: Garage Sale
$60.
From: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Date: Fri, July 23, 2010 at 9:55pm
To: Thomas Foolery
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Garage Sale
$60 for what? You haven’t seen anything yet.
From: Thomas Foolery
Date: Fri, July 23, 2010 at 11:31pm
To: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garage Sale
For the garage. $60.
From: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Date: Sat, July 24, 2010 at 1:32pm
To: Thomas Foolery
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garage Sale
LOL I’m sorry, but the actual garage isn’t for sale, just the contents in it.
From: Thomas Foolery
Date: Sat, July 24, 2010 at 2:02pm
To: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garage Sale
Everything has a price. $65.
From: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Date: Sat, July 24, 2010 at 2:50pm
To: Thomas Foolery
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Garage Sale
I cannot sell my garage, it’s attached to my house :0) Try a hardware store. They sell big storage shacks.
From: Thomas Foolery
Date: Sat, July 24, 2010 at 3:07pm
To: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garage Sale
Throw in the house and I’ll give you $85. Deal?
From: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Date: Sun, July 25, 2010 at 8:21am
To: Thomas Foolery
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garage Sale
LOLOLOL Yes, I’ll sell you my house for $85 dollars. While we’re at it, let me throw in my car, flat screen tv, and one of my kidneys.
From: Thomas Foolery
Date: Sun, July 25, 2010 at 12:08pm
To: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garage Sale
Ok, I’ll come by with my lawyer to the address listed in the add. If we sign the papers tonight, when can you have all of your crap out?
Side Note: I’m not interested in the car, but tell me more about the kidney??
From: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Date: Sun, July 25, 2010 at 1:14pm
To: Thomas Foolery
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garage Sale
You can’t be serious?! NO, I’M NOTTTTT SELLING YOU MY HOUSE FOR $85!
From: Thomas Foolery
Date: Sun, July 25, 2010 at 3:03pm
To: sale-fss3h-39558321003@craigslist.org
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garage Sale
Fine. How much for just the garage? $50?
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i literally LOLed . . .. some of your best work.
Thank you Madam.
When did you start doing this? i fucking love it
SON YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!
tucking hilarious. I love these.
I got to tell you man that was some funny shit it had me laughing so hard I almost droped my blunt and wrecked my car !! Keep up the good work by the way I seen you ad on the L train last stop 8th ave on the stair case. Funny shit
LMAO!!! i almost like these as much as the conversations with my mom