At 22 years old I’ve found myself staring down two very different paths to my future. One is exactly what I’ve imagined, it’s jam packed with naked Leprechauns and bath tubs filled with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It has my plays being produced and my movies being made. I’m financially successful and have achieved my goals in business and entrepreneurship. I have a handsome wife with a very soft vagina and I can ejaculate on command. It’s the life I’ve work so diligently to achieve since a teenager.
The other road smells like a Parrot’s dick. It has me working as a decent job making average money. I have a happy life, but have not fulfilled any of my dreams. I work forty hours a week and save just enough to retire at sixty. My wife’s vagina is soft, but not as soft as I would have wanted (Also she doesn’t shave and/or bleach her asshole hair). I have kids, but they are sort of ugly…and my daughter is a little fat. This wasn’t what I saw when I picture my future.
Either path I take I know I’ll find the best in life and enjoy every second of it, but when you’re about to choose where you life is going, self doubt is a constant factor. I’ve never been so unsure in my life. I know exactly where my life is going, but also have no idea where my life is going. In seventh grade I was so sure I was going to be the first Jewish Michael Jordan. Ten years later I realize how far I was from being a professional Jewish basketball player. A decade from now will I look back at my current aspirations and find them as ridiculous as a Jewish kid convinced he would one day be able to slam dunk?
My confidence is under question. I’m unsure and in a very unfamiliar place.
Semi drunk and listening to depressing mellow music,
Daniel Dickey
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I love to read your blogs every now and then- they keep us all a little human. =)
You’re going to be great, so look in the mirror and keep in mind how great you are (and dead flippin) sexy
Sincerely,
Juwanna Stranger
Danny, ur a trip! Keep bloggin and continue with ur odd thought process because it amuses me. Being just like everyone else gets ppl nowhere and you are def not like anyone I ever met!
Congrats on getting produced!
Take care of yourself and stay crazy!
<3,
An old friend
Daniel I really enjoy your blogs. You are something special.