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Fat Lady Attacked By Polar Bear

by admin on April 11, 2009

I’ve always considered having a section in my blog completely dedicated to extremely stupid people. If ever there was motivation to do so then it’s certainly now.

Yesterday an obviously insane ogor women decided to hop a fence and crawl through bushes, into a Polar Bear pen while they were feeding at a Berlin Zoo. This is a picture of here laughing it up right after she jumped in.

She then decided to swim over to a 800 pound Bear. He looks to happy to see her.

Once she got close is when the real fun started.

Look at the both of them playing together. She looks like she’s having so much fun. I think he’s kissing her.

Though this idiot of a women jumped into a bear cage while they were feeding, I think the real issue lies with Coca Cola’s deceptive marketing. They have made polar bears out to be friendly, fuzzy little things that love bouncing balls and drinking Coke. This is not true. Polar Bears are pissed because we melted their homes and know they want to kill us. Would you jump into a black bear’s cage? What about a grizzly bear’s? No? Well guess what? Polar bears are bears too, and they will eat you, because they are hungry.

The women is now in a hospital, hopefully considering suicide.

You’re an Idiot,

Daniel Dickey

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Kharizma April 13, 2009 at 11:30 pm

lol. ur rude. jk. but i heard abt this and it is a whole lotta dumb and funny :) lol.

venus April 20, 2009 at 8:53 pm

rotfl, that was one crazy ass bitch! that picture of her getting fucked up always makes me laugh!

Christine September 20, 2009 at 7:16 pm

wooooow.
LOL!

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