So I’m very picky when it comes to dating… hence me being single for over a year now. But after searching all of New York for the perfect girl, I’ve finally found her (It’s such a great feeling). What? Don’t believe me? Here’s a video she just sent me. It proves she loves me, and it’s super cute.
Side Note: She really gets into it at around :52 seconds. Though it looks like she’s having a seizure and is about to die… she’s not… it’s her way of saying, “You My Papi Chulo.”
Daniel Dickey
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I can imagine how hard it is finding the “perfect girl.” Not many are as eager as your mother to talk smut on the telephone and entertain your boyish antics as you fondle your penis and search for the right placement of you index finger inside your sphinctanus. It’s a challenging archetype to get all idealist on. Maybe it’s time to move back home. Post it, Dickey, I double-dog dare you
Put a ring on it, Dickey. Chix fly as fu©.
Oh Mr. Fischer you always have something interesting to say.
Jesus titty fucking Christ! This makes me want to retract my censorship statements on your South Park post….Ugh, if only Muhammad were that sexy it could have aired unedited
Amazing. Just. Amazing.
Is that your baby, too?
Is that Tiffany Hartman?
haha dude, you actually have me laughing out loud. i would say she definitely breaks it down… and i mean BREAKS it.
i needed the laugh though.
take it easy.