(In a very jolly/drunk Santa voice) Merry Christmas boys and girls!
So I tried flying home for the holidays, but because of that joyous little snowstorm last week, it was impossible to get on a flight. Consequently I am still in New York, with the next four days off and cabinets packed full of holiday food and no one to cook for (see picture). Instead of blahhhhhhh-ing around I’m going to pump my Pandora and cook myself a junk food feast. What’s on the menu?
Chef BoyarDickey’s Holiday Specials
- Spaghetti O’s topped with thin pretzel crumbs and garnished with a two month old bottle of Coca Cola
- Fresh nacho cheese Doritos served with a creamy Skippy peanut butter dip
- Cheez it and cheese ball party mix served with a coffee mug filled with Manischewitz kosher wine
- Slow baked Funfetti cake topped with red and green Fruity Pebbles
- Reese’s Puffs crushed and sprinkled on Edy’s chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and served on warm Ritz crackers
I’m stuffed just thinking about it. I’m probably going to invite my neighbors over…I’m sure they’re really hungry since they’ve been up since 7AM dancing in the hallway and blasting reggaeton music…nothing like Christmas in Bushwich, Brooklyn.
Enjoying my Jewish Christmas,
Daniel Dickey
Reiterating the fact that Jews love Christmas…All of these songs were written by Jews.
- HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS
- I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
- RUDOLF THE RED NOSED REINDEER
- SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
- WHITE CHRISTMAS
- LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW!
- CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
- DO THEY KNOW IT’S CHRISTMAS? (FEED THE WORLD)
- SILVER BELLS
- SANTA, BABY
I think Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel was written by a muslim…not sure though.
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