I have nothing negative to say about Scarlett Johansson… and if I did, these pictures would definitely change my mind.

Ass me how much I love this picture?

This one if very 1950’s. Like you can touch my boobs, but first you have to bake an apple pie.

Scarlett you’re a great actress and conduct yourself like a fine young lady in public, but without a doubt your most admirable quality is that tight tush. What’s your secret? I bet you clench your cheeks when you walk. Whatever you do, know that your toned backside is something to smile about. Several boys just went through puberty thanks to your butt.

Daniel Dickey

If you’re not familiar with Kreayshawn you’re about to be (you’ll at least get to know her boobs… well, her attempts at boobs). I’m just kidding girly… all boobs are great boobs (I think Abraham Lincoln said that). But back to topless, when I first heard the Oakland rapper’s song “Gucci Gucci”. I bumped it like sixty times. The hook is super dope. What I didn’t bump sixty times was any interview with her speaking. Watch one… she might be the dumbest person in America. Though that doesn’t mean you can’t make good music… or look good naked.

The pictures were hacked off of her cell phone during the VMA’s. Silly girl.

Are those nipple rings Gucci Gucci, Fendi Fendi, Louie Louie, Prada?

When I post pictures on my blog they tend to be things I find hilarious, with the exception of naked female celebrities. A couple hours ago I saw Twitter blowing up about naked pictures of some skeez named Amber Rose. I read books in my free time and had no idea who this bald headed hooch was. So after a little goggling I came to learn she’s been the “girlfriend” to several popular rappers (Kayne West, Wiz Khalifa and some fat producer). Smart move on her part, because even though dating a rapper will get you herpes, it will also get you semi-famous. The only thing that will make more famous? Naked pictures!

Those of you that know me personally know I’d post naked pictures of my middle school bus driver if she looked good in them, but most of Mrs. Amber Rose’s are just too graphic for this site. These ones weren’t though. Enjoy.

Why wear a bathing suit top when you can just let your boobs hang out for the paparazzi?

Just getting her Halle Berry on.

If you click the Facebook like button on the right of this page, I’ll email you the other pictures.

Hey Kesha or should I say Ke$ha? I’ll say Ke$ha. Mainly because I feel that money sign really gives you the street cred you need… but so do pictures of you covered in semen. Either way, you’re rich and famous and I’m balding and poor… maybe I should shut my mouth and cover myself in semen as well. Naaaaaaaa I’ll pass.

This is innocent little Kesha making out with a bearded man. Super kid friendly. Use your tongue girl.

Now this is a picture of that same bearded bastard munching on her muffin. Not so kid friendly… but still delicious.

And for the final showing, we have a very kid friendly picture of Ke$ha covered in semen and/or gogurt. I think it goes without saying… she looks very classy in the photo. Very Audrey Hepburn meets a strung out Lindsey Lohan.

Overall we learned Ke$ha is not one to end a party early. You go girl. My one dilemma… on your hit song ‘Tik Tok’ you let us know, you brushed you teeth with a bottle of jack, but after seeing these pictures, was it really a bottle of jack or just a bearded penis? I’m thinking penis.

All I hear is Blah Blah Blah,

Daniel Dickey

I met Rihanna last year. That fine piece of a woman asked me where she knew me from… I said, “I don’t know… maybe you were checking me out at Jamba Juice?” She said, “oh snap, I know where it’s from, you were on True Life… I loved that episode!” I giggled and told everyone how wonderfully pleasant she was… that was before I ever saw these… she’s WAYYYYYY more pleasant now.

Just snapping some pics.

Simon says touch your….

Do these invisible pants make my butt look big?

Touching her toes.

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Talk about Misery Business. Last night Hayley Williams, lead singer of Paramore, got her Twitpic hacked… and well, we got to see her boobs. Thanks a million Hayley… or now that I’ve seen your nipples, can I call you Hay?

Just Started Listening To Paramore’s Music,

Daniel Dickey

Cassie, you silly silly little Mexican! What were you thinking taking pictures of your pierced breast? I know! You have an album coming out and want to sell more than 40 records. Dumb move. Anyone in show biz can tell you it takes a full porn tape and multiple trips to rehab for heroin before you become a real A-list celebrity. BUT we defiantly don’t mind checking out your little almost famous mango’s. Enjoy.

And better.

If you happened to be wondering her response to all of this,

Her Twitter – IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER. THATS REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVENT SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

Her Blog – The recent personal pictures that have been leaked on the internet of me were hacked and stolen out of my computer. These photos were obviously never intended for the world to see and it’ sad that people would really take time to steal and post them, it’s just evil. At the end of the day breasts are breasts, mine weren’t the first you’ve seen and they won’t be the last people need to grow up, lets move on. Thank you.

You’re very right Cassie. I have seen many titties before you and plan to see many titties after you… titties that are much cooler than yours. Your titties are just okay titties. They are not awww snap titties.

Ladies Ladies when will you learn?

Disney’s newest nude picture scandal comes in today from Adrienne Bailon, one of Disney’s Cheetah Girls. It was reported her laptop went missing after a flight to JFK airport, but was returned from an anonymous man for a ransom of $1000, paid by her record label. Sadly for her, happily for us, he decided to keep the naked pictures of her and release them on-line. Because of this I can happily say DanielDickey.com has your pictures and will be posting them all over the Internet for horny men and Mexicans to masturbate to.

Couple Quick Questions

• When you recorded the song “Shake Ya Tailfeather” was this the inspiration?
• Are my eyes playing tricks on me or does that tattoo say “Cum Here”?
• When you were looking back into the camera, could you see your career slipping away?
• Are you a PETA supporter? Because there are defiantly no signs of fur (See Vanessa Hudgens a couple Blogs below).
• In the last picture were you trying to pose just like the lady in the panting on your wall?

From the pictures it’s obvious this Cheetah isn’t scared to get it doggy.

Till Next TIme,

Daniel Dickey

Get ready for the tween screams as preteens precum over High School Musical 3, opening around the country today. I personally have never seen High School Musical 1 or 2, but did take chorus in high school, and if it was anything like that then it was defiantly packed full of handjobs under the rafters.

The movie stars Zac Efron (Very Handsome), Vanessa Hudgens (Very Naked) , Corbin Bleu (A kind of salad dressing), Ashley Tisdale (Missing part of her nose), Lucas Grabeel (Who), and Monique Colemman (I met her yesterday, she wanted to hook up. I said chill baby, chill). The third movie in the series deals with the characters Senior Year. I myself was once a Senior, and if it was anything like mine, this movie is going to be filled with a truck load date rape drugs…make that two trucks. WOW I actually just realized I was beginning to write a semi comical synopsis of this movie, which is a HUGE waste of time since my adoring fans only came here for one reason…

Vanessa, oh sexy little Vanessa, what were you thinking? Did you think you could snap a sexy little picture and send it Zac without the alarms going off at Daniel Dickey Dot Com? Well the alarms are going wild…wild with questions. How did you get your little breast so tender? They remind me of the firm, yet flavorful matzo balls in my Mothers Yom Kipur soup. Another thing, I really like that thing you doing with your arm. You know, the little I’m holding my hair thing. It’s really great. Another question that’s killing me, I couldn’t help but notice your drapery, no not that rug on your vagina, we’ll get to that. I’m talking about that gorgeous window drapery and that fantastic fabric dangling from you bed. Did you pick that out yourself? Where? When? I bet you feel like a princess when you sleep, I do.

Now Vanessa, or should I call you by your RnB name Baby V? I’ll go with Baby V. Baby V why is your vagina wearinga V neck sweater? Did it get cold and you glued a small animal to your groin? Were you growing it to get a Brazilian wax, but then decided to become a hippi? Did Zac spend so logn down there that his facial hair was ripped from its roots and enlodged in your kitty kat (This would explain his baby like cheeks and chin). Whatever the case may be, this pictures makes for a great holiday gift to any lumber jack, steam boat captain, and the 50 million middle school boys that watched the movie and always imagined you naked, but now get to see it on Daniel Dickey Dot Com.

Happy Holidays

Daniel Dickey

A little naked treat for the world? Maybe. You might recognize Christina Aguilera, but what you defiantly don’t recognize are those monster titties just posing for a quick pic. To think she’s been keeping these two genies in her bottle this whole time!

Christina what were you thinking when you took this? Did you think the avid readers of DanielDickey.com weren’t going to see those jello cups? You now have a son and I want you to know that whenever and of my readers see him on the street there’s a damn good chance they might walk up to him real smooth and say something like, “Yo kid, I saw your mom’s boobies. Those things were like gorilla tits. Madd large and sexy”.

Who the hell are those random people behind you?

Daniel Dickey