I’ve been making YouTube videos a lot lately. So if you haven’t yet subscribed to my channel, please do so here.

You might recall me saying, “Whoa girl, I did some crazy things in Costa Rica!” Well, I wasn’t lying. For a week I lived on the edge–eating bugs, hunting sheep and eventually, bungee jumping. Unfortunately I don’t have any videos of the bug eating or the sheep hunting, but I did film the bungee jumping. Enjoy.

During last night’s republican debate Governor Rick Perry was unable to figure out what the third thing is that he’d change once(if) president. Sadly, Barack Obama still can’t figure out his first thing.

I don’t know if you’re going to feel better or worse after watching this, but either way you need to see this insanity.

Looks who’s back.

Check this street interview I did with Blaqbook.com (needless to say, some cool peoples out of BROOKLYN).

“I use to see Daniel Dickey’s name written in Sharpie marker all over Williamsburg. One of the guys at my job told me to check out his blog a while back and I’ve been following it ever since. I emailed him while he was on vacation in Israel and he confirmed an interview with us. It’s pretty hilarious. We usually win every interview we do but it’s safe to say Daniel Dickey won this round. Daniel Dickey 1, blaqbook 0. I’m sure somewhere down the line we’ll get that rematch. Enjoy! The interview was done by blaqbook’s own Ting Ting Guan and shot by yours truly. Be sure to check out DanielDickey.com it’ll make your day. Enjoy!”

Haha this chick is insane.

Big gangster rap shot out to my brother from another, Courtney, for the video… and trying to hook me up with all her handsome friends.

When I film videos like this I sigh and think about the fabulous life people live in New York.

Update: Youtube deleted the video and gave me a warning for uploading content with crazy naked people. But you can still watch the video here thanks to my homies at Gawker.

Hugs and love and other stuff.

All I’ve done for the past week and all I plan to do for the next two weeks is write and read (I write and read anything and everything… for those curious). This morning, after a leisurely read, I hopped on the subway and headed to the gym. While on the subway, I watched a couple playfully go back and forth about something. I had my headphones on and couldn’t hear what they were talking about, but I could tell the female was trying to persuade the male to do something. Shyly, he kept looking away and shaking his head no. He seemed scared. “What was it?” I though. After they got off the train, I wrote this.

• Girl: Come on.
• Guy: No!
• Take it out.
• I cant.
• Why?
• Because.
• Because?
• Because my penis looks like a shell.
• Who cares?
• Who cares? My penis cares… because it looks like a seashell.
• What kind of seashell?
• Does it matter?
• Not really.
• Its gross. It looks like something on a necklace.
• I’d where you penis on a necklace. I bet it’s big?
• It’s average.
• Average for a penis or average for a seashell?
• For a penis.
• Just what I was hoping for. If I put my ear against it will I hear the ocean?
• What? No.
• Well if you put your ear next to a seashell you can hear the ocean?
• That’s not the ocean, its just sound being trapped into a small space and being muffled together.
• What does your penis sound like?
• My penis doesn’t sound.
• I bet it sounds like the ocean. I love the ocean,
• You’ve never seen it. And you wouldn’t want to.
• Oh no, I cant wait to see it. I want to touch it so so bad. I want to put my foot in it and wear it like a shoe.
• You think I’m joking, it really looks like a shell.
• That just makes me love it even more. I want to wrap it up in a napkin and keep it in my bra.
• You’re crazy.
• I want to eat it for dinner. You’re wiener makes me so hungry.
• You’d change your mind if you saw it.
• Fine. Let me see it.
• No.
• Bury it in my beach.
• What?
• Put your shell in my sand.
• No.
• Turn the lights off if you’re scared.
• I’m not.
• I want to swish it around my mouth like chocolate milk.
• I’m going home.
• To pound me like a bad girl?
• No. I’m going home to watch Conon O’Brain.
• I’m going to make you spank me with it like a belt. A seashell penis belt. I’ve been bad, so so bad.
• I’ll talk to you tomorrow.
• I’m going to take that little box off of your head and rape you.
• I think you’re too aggressive.
• Isn’t that how you like it? Want me to pinch your testicles?
• Those also look like shells.
• I’m getting wet. I’m pee in my pants.
• I’m getting tired.
• So lets go back to your place so I cant give you a blow job and cook you vegetable lasagna and moose cake.
• Um, okay. But don’t tell anyone. No one has ever seen it.
• The only one that’s going to find out is my vagina. But it’s going to be a surprise. Your penis will going to surprise my poon poon.
• Alright, but can you leave the box on my head? I like how it looks.
• Shut you mouth. I’m in charge now.
• Okay. (They get off the subway)

After my workout I came home and made this video