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I Love Books and Going to School

admin — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:52:43 +0000

It’s been almost a year and a half since I spoke about my love for books and how they led me to want to finish my degree. I used to be able to spend an entire snowy day lying around reading books and fantasizing about taking tests. Well here I am, back in Florida, with six classes and a whole heap of homework and I’m starting to reminisce on those lazy days in Brooklyn. Asides from going to the library, I haven’t left my room in over month. My past Saturday night consisted of me reading popular plays during the Renaissance and eating half a gallon of ice cream (cookies n’ cream, if you were curious). Do you know what my friends did? They binge drank cheap beer and hit on hot chicks with fake boobs and loose morals. Not me–I was home, trying to decipher what the heck Christian Marlowe was saying about society in, The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus (I think it’s about greed, power and making love to the devil–not 100% though).

But even with several singularly spent Saturdays I still love it. I couldn’t be happier. Going to school to expand your mind on the things you love is so much better than just going to school so your parents will continue feeding you and letting you live in the house for free (not that I wouldn’t have done this anyways). It’s great. But with all that, here and there it might be nice to spend a day without worry. No quizzes, no tests, no papers on literary theory–just me on the beach laying out just like this guy.

I wonder what book he has under that hat,

Daniel Dickey

Really Funny Math Test Questions

admin — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:20:47 +0000

And to think I thought math was going to be hard.

The Funniest Facebook Fail EVER!

admin — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:23:23 +0000

Oh the wonderful things on the internet.

The First Camera Phone: Funny Photo Fails

admin — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:51:10 +0000

Bahahahahaha

First Pictures of Jay-Z and Beyonce’s Baby: Blue Ivy Carter

admin — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:42:19 +0000

On Saturday January 7th, Beyonce gave birth to Blue Ivy Carter. No, that is not a bar of soap. It’s a baby–named after a bar of soap. Originally they were going to name the child after Jay-Z’s aunt, Irish Spring Carter or Beyonce’s mother, Dial. But in a January 8th press release Jay-Z cleared things up by saying, “we named our daughter Blue Ivy because she’s so antibacterial.” It makes sense, the baby does look very clean. Especially here in her first photo ever taken.

She definitely has daddy’s eyes.

Pictures of Drunk Girls Flashing Camera

admin — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 02:45:53 +0000

Some time last month Jatinder Channa took this picture of two nice girls saying hello to me. Hi ladies.

Note I had to black out the nipples because I’m planning on running for president in 2024.

Fat Mom Takes Picture With Her Breasts Wrapped Around Son’s Head

admin — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 02:57:42 +0000

You know you have a mom that cares when she’s willing to wrap her boobs around your head.

Is the little girl throwing up a peace sign or counting the titties in the picture?

The Funniest Fail Pictures and Photos

admin — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 17:31:44 +0000

Well at least he gets the gold for humor.

Funny Picture of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Drawing on Nose

admin — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 16:19:04 +0000

Teenage mutant ninja noses? It’s turtle time.

How to Use an Elevator Without Stopping

admin — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:37:43 +0000

I wish I knew this while I was still in NYC.