Cleaning sucks. Cleaning while really really drunk…not so bad. My roommate Jt and I were both off today and decided it was about time we cleaned our apartment. In my attempts to make it a little more entertaining I decided we should do it completely hammered (Great idea by me). How did I think of this genius idea? Well it’s simple, everything is better when your drunk.
Example one: Hey lets go to a party, drink pepsi cola and think of names for our children….boring.
Example two: Hey lets drink a whole bottle of vodka, pee on someone and light a building on fire…awesome.
Will our apartment come out as clean as it would have if we were sober? Fuck no! But will we have a blast spraying soap in each others eyes, playing rock paper scissors to see who cleans the toilet, and seeing who can drink the most beer in 11 seconds? Fuck yeah! Currently we have both molested six beers and I’m not gonna lie, I’m feeling frisky. Sorta thinking about going about outside and picking up one of these sexy little Bedford hotties. Why not? Since the summer hit, their shorts have got way shorter and their nipples have been perkier than ever….and that’s just the guys…imagine the girls!
We’re going to watch our friends play….totally drunk. Hopefully we’ll like it. If not we will leave, show up at the end, and tell her how great we thought it was. Why? Because we’re gangsters.
Being a Housekeeper,
Daniel Dickey
UPDATE: We started cleaning at 3:45pm and fell asleep at 4:30pm. We woke up at 8:15pm. The show started at 8:00pm. Luckily, we made the second act. I fell asleep. Jt threw up. It’s 10:30pm now. We’re going out for Thai food and then letting the fun start all over again. Aw snap snap.
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I would have thought that this blog would have gotten comments!!! I know you are impressed that I have been readng and I introduced a new follower!!! Muah! I am very happy you cleaned before I came- and whether it was for me or for your own hygiene, sober or drunk I am quite pleased!!!! counting down the days!!!
You can clean my place. It’s a mess.
where the hell are the adds to click on??? I’m trying to get you a body pillow!
This is SUCH a great idea! My place is always a mess. I’m going to get wasted tonight and clean. Hopefully I will wake up to a spotless apartment with no memory of actually cleaning.
Thanks for the inspiration!!
Hi!
I just loved the idea… I’m gonna implement it here on Brazil! Will be a huge success, I’m gonna be rich… Thank U a lot!