So it’s been a little over a week since the reality of my failing relationship sunk in, and I’m happy to say I haven’t cried, thrown up, or contemplated suicide all day. To the average person that might not seem like a big deal, but to anyone who still currently lives with their ex girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years that is dating other men, it’s a HUGE FUCKING DEAL. I will admit occasionally when she’s getting ready for one of her many dates, I will make a gun with my fingers and shoot myself multiple times in the face and head (Originally I would shoot myself in the heart, but then I realized I no longer have a heart. After Stephanie broke it, she threw it in the garbage). She has been somewhat helpful though…like when I said, “I don’t think you should sleep in our bed naked anymore. You know, since we are broken up. I think it would make things easier”. She said, “Yeah, I don’t know. I’d rather not”. Then when I asked her, “So do you like any other guys?” She said, “Yes, I like a couple. Matter of fact I will be sleeping out tonight”. Or when I asked, “Do you want to go out to eat and maybe watch a Broadway show tonight?” She said, “Not really, but I feel bad for you, so I’ll go. Just don’t try holding my hand”. So all of this has really helped me a lot! I do now know I have no desire to get back together, as a girl who could start talking to multiple people minutes after our relationship ended, is not someone I’d be interested in having a future with.
Side Note: I do feel you can and will become the image you portray, therefore I’m trying my best to portray a really funny, handsome, happy, muscular, single, cool, well endowed, successful, handsome, funny, happy guy. I feel a little better all ready.
Cleaning my finger gun,
Daniel Dickey
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You’re cute, boo, though a little scary in your writing. Nothing wrong with that, sometimes it just needs to be said. Breakups suck. Best breakup advice? Don’t reset the clock.
P.S. You should have gone to UF.
Don’t stress. You’ll find a girl in no time. Especially that you’re living in New York now. I think the chicks are a lot prettier in New York than the girls in Florida..they have more style, hands down. And you’ll get a girl who’s a lot prettier than your previous girl. You’re a good looking guy, I think you’ll get a girl soon so that you can kick your ex-girl outta your bed =)
Maybe not today…maybe not tomorrow…but TRUST ME she will regret it. One day reality will hit her in the face and she’ll be begging for a guy like you.
can i have her number
damn this june the same shit happened to me 2 1/2 years dating her , broke up she ripped out my soul.. and im pretty fucking important myself , you know? feel for you dude