About Me
Why hello there, I’m Daniel Dickey, and you must be…stupid…very very stupid if you thought I was actually going to say your name (You are not stupid, you are wonderful and I love you). But back to me…Dinosaurs, Gay Monsters, Asian Book Clubs, Rocks, and Origami…that sums me up in a Easter egg.
On a serious note…
I moved from South Florida to New York City on 08.08.08. I’m very poor and sometimes wonder if I’m going to end up homeless. I spend most of my time working as a Dj/Mc in Times Square, writing screenplays and theatrical plays, playing tic tac toe with myself (I always win), and drawing fake tattoos on my face. I enjoy all aspects of the arts and hope to spend my life in and around Film, TV, and Theater.
If you enjoy my site and would like to help me buy groceries (my mother thinks I’ve gotten much too skinny since leaving home) you can do it right here.
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Very witty if I say so myself.
This site is so funny. Where do you think this stuff up?
Hey Vern,
Thanks for the comment. In appreciation I will name my second child Vern…Vern Dickey.
Kibbles and Grits,
Your names is very witty if I say so myself (I stole this phrase from Vern…the guy who left the comment…Not to be mistaken with Vern Dickey my second child). You wondered where I think this stuff up? Truth be told, I don’t even write this stuff, an alien does, and he’s crazy. I hoped that answered your question. Till next time, Peace Love and Soul.
I just read a blog where you stated you invented TEETH!! This page is going n my favorites for sure!!!!
pffff teeth were invented my Jethro Tull in 1701
Can I give birth to your first son, Vern Dickey?
the cheetah girl isnt porn kk danny 0 and i own u in wii fool!
my balls ur mouth, on the count of three go!
You sure you’re my Mom?
daniel you are crazy but i love and miss you! you are one sheepish little rascal
love cc
( your african queen)
Wow such a cool web where did you get this kind of template? Don’t worry man you’ll be rich then as long as you will work hard, god provide food to those who work hard not just for themselves but for others as well take care..keep up the good work….
Dude your site is going in my favorites. This is funny as shit.
are u still with the chick from mtv? she had some nice tits!
Yes that is a good observation, her breast are quite perky. Thankfully I can still cup my hands around them (Her nipples are a tad bit hairy though).
Very interesting posts… I keep cracking up at work! My co-workers must be wondering if i’m on something..
Peace!
I never came across something so funny and silly in my life..I think you will make money and lots of it with ur creativity and charisma GOOD LUCK!!
This is freakin hilarious….im here at work bored & this site made my day..lol
Keep it comin..
*Kai*
I came across your site while applying to your ad on Craigslist…this cracked up my shit…
Excellent work
Hey dannyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I havent spoken to u in ages… how is new york??? BC is kinda boring without you, steph, richie, shea, and tara. i want to let you know now that Debby is not directing a show this yr b/c she is doing adminstration duty for this term. We are putting on Artifical Jungle for the Fall with the director of Mariah Johnson and the new drama teacher is doing Artifical and this show in November/December we are putting on All About Oz. All About Oz is with The Wiz, Wicked and Wizard of Oz all into 1. I hope you guys can come on down and see every1 and wish Debby the best of luck in her new job. Plus in January we are having a new drama teacher directing the ones for the Winter/Spring Term.
Have fun and i cant wait for your next adventures with you and Garrett. I miss u and keep me posted on new things too on Facebook.
Lv ya,
Ashley
Yo Danny I just saw your MTV True Life episode and I wanted to tell you that your chick Stephanie is the most beautiful and gorgeous girls Ive ever seen you sir are a lucky man you better hold on to her, I would , just wanted to give you a shout out .
You are a LUCKY! LUCKY! LUCKY! man, tell her I said that, Good luck to you sir.
Matt.
Chicago IL
I so don’t want to find your blog funny because you are that dude from MTV Real Life or True Real Life or whatever. Because that girl you were with had no ability to match the foundation with the real color of her face and reminded me of those little guys from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but she seemed nice. But actually you are pretty funny.
Bridget, as long as you think the site is funny it’s all gravy.
Today, the day before halloween, i found myself at a not so hard-semi-limp rock concert. Wearing all abercrombie and looking like i was in search of dave matthews band i found myself to be a fish out of water, the jelly was out of the donut, the cat was out of the bag. Being a typical college douche bag i went to the VIP section, ordered two shots of water from the pretty waitress and tipped her in layered gum. Going for a stroll, i realized i had been roofied. SUCCESS!, I was a rolling stoner. Moving on to the balcony i was belting out my favorite tune when i finally passed out and woke up the next morning in a garden with my name tag as Pablow the flying spaghetti monster. FML
Hey Danny! I haven’t seen you in years! I was watching some ridiculous rap about Weston on youtube and remembered you and Garret doing silly shit and somehow I got to your site. You are hilarious and the mom convos are my favorite. Hope all is well, keep it up!
Dana Smith