About Me
Why hello there, I’m Daniel Dickey, and you must be–beautiful–beautiful, boyish and boasting the belly button of baby bear (say that five times and I’ll kiss you on the mouth). If we were face to face right now we’d probably make love, and then I’d cook you a western omelet and some porridge for you to drink. I know we just met, but I’m pretty sure I love you–like not enough to buy you a car, but definitely enough to let you watch me shower. But back to this handsome fella right here–dinosaurs, monsters, rocks, cookies and origami–that sums me up in a Easter egg.
On a semi-serious note…
I moved from South Florida to New York City on 08.08.08 and have wondered if I’m going to end up homeless ever since. Some time in the summer of 2011 I subleted my apartment and started exploring the rest of the world. Since then I’ve climbed the Great Wall, drifted in the Dead Sea, ran with the bulls, bungee jumped in the rainforest and danced my butt off in a bunch of other countries. When I’m not traveling the universe, I spend most of my time eating delicious chocolates, writing jokes and drawing fake tear drop tattoos on my face. I enjoy all aspects of the arts and hope to spend my life in and around uninhibited creativity beautiful women.
If it’s your first time here, shame on you. The links below offer a good place to begin giggling.
- Garage Sale: Craigslist Comedy
- Why My Sister Won’t Let Me Babysit Anymore
- Three Things I Learned While Watching A Movie
- Duane Reade My Lips
- A Conversation With My Mother About Marijuana
- Why Do People Hate Jews? Is It Their Hats?
- My Super Clean Sex Story
- Why You Don’t Have A Date On Valentine’s Day
- New York Book Clubs
- The Softer Side Of Comedy
If you enjoy my site and would like to help me pay for hosting or buy groceries (my mother thinks I’ve gotten much too skinny since leaving home) you can do it right here:
or you can help me buy some of the things on my Amazon wish list.
All Fan Mail/Death Threats/Book Deals should be sent to this address
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Very witty if I say so myself.
This site is so funny. Where do you think this stuff up?
Hey Vern,
Thanks for the comment. In appreciation I will name my second child Vern…Vern Dickey.
Kibbles and Grits,
Your names is very witty if I say so myself (I stole this phrase from Vern…the guy who left the comment…Not to be mistaken with Vern Dickey my second child). You wondered where I think this stuff up? Truth be told, I don’t even write this stuff, an alien does, and he’s crazy. I hoped that answered your question. Till next time, Peace Love and Soul.
I just read a blog where you stated you invented TEETH!! This page is going n my favorites for sure!!!!
pffff teeth were invented my Jethro Tull in 1701
Can I give birth to your first son, Vern Dickey?
the cheetah girl isnt porn kk danny 0 and i own u in wii fool!
my balls ur mouth, on the count of three go!
You sure you’re my Mom?
daniel you are crazy but i love and miss you! you are one sheepish little rascal
love cc
( your african queen)
Wow such a cool web where did you get this kind of template? Don’t worry man you’ll be rich then as long as you will work hard, god provide food to those who work hard not just for themselves but for others as well take care..keep up the good work….
Dude your site is going in my favorites. This is funny as shit.
are u still with the chick from mtv? she had some nice tits!
Yes that is a good observation, her breast are quite perky. Thankfully I can still cup my hands around them (Her nipples are a tad bit hairy though).
Very interesting posts… I keep cracking up at work! My co-workers must be wondering if i’m on something..
Peace!
I never came across something so funny and silly in my life..I think you will make money and lots of it with ur creativity and charisma GOOD LUCK!!
This is freakin hilarious….im here at work bored & this site made my day..lol
Keep it comin..
*Kai*
I came across your site while applying to your ad on Craigslist…this cracked up my shit…
Excellent work
Hey dannyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I havent spoken to u in ages… how is new york??? BC is kinda boring without you, steph, richie, shea, and tara. i want to let you know now that Debby is not directing a show this yr b/c she is doing adminstration duty for this term. We are putting on Artifical Jungle for the Fall with the director of Mariah Johnson and the new drama teacher is doing Artifical and this show in November/December we are putting on All About Oz. All About Oz is with The Wiz, Wicked and Wizard of Oz all into 1. I hope you guys can come on down and see every1 and wish Debby the best of luck in her new job. Plus in January we are having a new drama teacher directing the ones for the Winter/Spring Term.
Have fun and i cant wait for your next adventures with you and Garrett. I miss u and keep me posted on new things too on Facebook.
Lv ya,
Ashley
Yo Danny I just saw your MTV True Life episode and I wanted to tell you that your chick Stephanie is the most beautiful and gorgeous girls Ive ever seen you sir are a lucky man you better hold on to her, I would , just wanted to give you a shout out .
You are a LUCKY! LUCKY! LUCKY! man, tell her I said that, Good luck to you sir.
Matt.
Chicago IL
I so don’t want to find your blog funny because you are that dude from MTV Real Life or True Real Life or whatever. Because that girl you were with had no ability to match the foundation with the real color of her face and reminded me of those little guys from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but she seemed nice. But actually you are pretty funny.
Bridget, as long as you think the site is funny it’s all gravy.
Today, the day before halloween, i found myself at a not so hard-semi-limp rock concert. Wearing all abercrombie and looking like i was in search of dave matthews band i found myself to be a fish out of water, the jelly was out of the donut, the cat was out of the bag. Being a typical college douche bag i went to the VIP section, ordered two shots of water from the pretty waitress and tipped her in layered gum. Going for a stroll, i realized i had been roofied. SUCCESS!, I was a rolling stoner. Moving on to the balcony i was belting out my favorite tune when i finally passed out and woke up the next morning in a garden with my name tag as Pablow the flying spaghetti monster. FML
Hey Danny! I haven’t seen you in years! I was watching some ridiculous rap about Weston on youtube and remembered you and Garret doing silly shit and somehow I got to your site. You are hilarious and the mom convos are my favorite. Hope all is well, keep it up!
Dana Smith
Hey Daniel,
Just wanted to say I regularly check your blog for updates to get a good laugh. Keep up the good work!
Vincent
I think you very cool and funny keep it up mucho…
hey what happened with you and stephanie?
Thanks for the comment about your true life episode. I completely agree with you! You and Stephanie were much better than them and normal (lol). But y’all were more mature..
i think its time we meet
I read your blog everyday. Love, love, love it!!
My name is Alan and I am a tattle tale.
….Your on my ipod (Your True Life Episode) , Just thought I’d let you know… Cheah, I know I made your day!
i seem to remember you and garret levin running through the halls of our high school dressed as spider men…
This is too funny Dickey. You were ALWAYS funny. I love your website.
Your so funny Dickey, I ALWAYS thought your were. and I love that about you. Keep it up! xoxo
I’m in love with you.
Armanda and Brittany I love the both of you as well.
OMG, I just happened to come across your blog through Fbook today and you’re hilarious Danny! People at work must think I’m nuts lol’ing to myself here!
I don’t know why I am here nor how I got into this site but dude you are indeed hilarious! Your site is totally bookmarked!
You are hilarious. Marry me? Kthanxbyeeeeeeeee
Youre epic in all senses of the word! Love your sense of humor & devilishly handsome face
Huh? Who is this guy?
MTV is now dominated by the Jersey Shore, but, yeah, this is my first time here, thanks to a website about manga (no need for you to know what that is). It is a little creepy, considering that the first blog of yours I go to is the fat black woman whose tits are between her kid. Other than that, funny shit. I was initially intrigued when you said: ‘You got 404′d;’ I was supposed to read the blog about brownies with weed, but it is gone now for some reason.
Not sure how I survived this long without your blog in my life . Love it.
No sure how I survived this long with your comment in my life. XOXO.