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A Spicy Sex Story For Children

by danieldickey on November 10, 2008

To a girl I once knew…

Close your eyes, put down that steak manwich you were just eating, and get ready for the second biggest boner of your life (the biggest boner will come later…much much later). Let me fondle your fallopian tubes with a story so sexy even I can’t read it till all the witches and goblins have fallen deep deep asleep. A story so spicy, even the darkest Indian can’t drink it down without a glasses of bears milk. A story so erotic that the words all get off as you read them (If your into reach arounds…try reading this backwards).

Imagine soft, almost baby like skin, long long dazzling hair that fly’s and flops as it dances through the wind. Picture big brown, almost puppied, eyes illuminated by the hint of liquid eyeliner painted on its lidz. SOFT tender lips that moisten with each nibble. Tight jeans that ripple up the backside to show each and every God made piece of perfection hidden inside.

Now look in those big eyes, watch them tell you what you have been waiting to hear…”yes” (the lips whisper). Pull them close against your semi erect cock. The hair feels so soft to the touch as you yank against it, shoving your cock deeper and deeper into those lips. Looking down you see the hint of a crack peeking through those jeans. The skin tight t-shirt can no longer hold back the naughty nipples looking for a party…they want to dance. You know when you pull out and cum all over their face you will try your best not to explode on the eye liner that’s dark beauty stretches to extenuate those eyes.

Here’s the twist…You have just gotten your dick sucked by one of the Jonas Brothers…you are gross. (And no not because male on male is disgusting…but because someone else reading this was getting off…And someone else was reading this till they ran out of toilet paper, and they shit all over this. And that is three boys, a Jonas Brother, no cup, and a bunch of shit. And know that is just a gross waste of time if know one is taping.

Dancing,

Daniel Dickey

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Dominiuqe November 14, 2008 at 11:25 am

thats desgusting.

Happy Face November 15, 2008 at 3:27 pm

LOL nice pics.

hey November 15, 2008 at 3:27 pm

HAHA

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