LA is for sure the city of angels. How do I know this? Because during my time spent there this past weekend, one of thier angels climbed into my brain and gave me the worlds best idea for a reality show. I know there are already hundreds of reality shows being produced, but none with a plot, a premise and a definite appeal to the American public like mine.
It’s called America’s Coolest Midget. I’ve been told just the name alone could capture viewers, and there right. America’s Coolest Midget or as my Producers like to call it, America’s Coolest Midget, is a reality show that scourers the continent to find America’s Coolest Midget. Will it be hard? Of course, midgets are very hard to find because of their little stature. Example: Last week our Casting Director auditioned 12 Garden Nome’s and a 9 month old. It was almost impossible to tell they weren’t Midgets (We just thought the 12 nomes were mute and the baby was a immature Midget). As you guessed none of them made the cut. We’re looking for midgets with spunk.
I’m thinking were going to find the 12 coolest midgets in America and then let the American public vote little people off until we find “Americas Coolest Midgetâ€. We will have a weekly one hour episode were the midget’s can prove how cool the really are. There are no rules what so ever. They can break dance, they can film little midget pornos, they can even kill someone. All that’s matters is that they are cool.
Does this pose any competition to “Little People Big World†TLC’s show about a midget family? Yes, because when America see’s how cool my midgets are, they will realize those midgets suck.
I have a meeting with Mel Gibson next week. He’s thinking about airing it right after his new reality show on the Disney channel “Amazing Race-removalâ€, 20 German’s all fight to solve the problem of killing off the Jew’s. But they aren’t trying to find a winner. They figure if one of them wins, they all win.
We’ll see.
Daniel Dickey
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