Soulja Boy Tell Em. I’m going to take a second to let that name sink in.
I’m gonna need another minute to let it sink…hold on.
I’ve seen the pictures of you, I’ve heard the music, and it leaves me with so many questions, concerns, and comments that I’m finding it difficult to figure out where to begin.
I guess first and foremost would be education, or lack there of. Now it’s to my understanding that you became famous when you were 11, which is obviously why you dropped out of Elementary school. But my question lies in your speech and diction. Millions of people have heard the verbal misscommunications and oral flaws you have improperly spoken on your songs, if you can refer to them as such, but have you ever listened to them? Really, have you ever listened to your own music (I use the word ‘music’ very loosely when it comes to the Camel urine you release as ‘music’) ? What the fuck are you saying? Is there a message you are trying to communicate? Asides from the systematical grunts and moans to the beat, is there anything you are trying to say? Do you parents speak like this? Do you know your parents? Are you yourself a parent?
I noticed that cutting edge fashion statement you made with your glasses. So genius. After completing the task of writing ‘Soulja Boy’ on your glasses with white out, did you feel accomplished? At anytime did you sit back, look at your glasses, and think, ‘Wow, I’m a genius. I’m such a smart smart genius’. I’m truly surprised it wasn’t named a complete masterpiece in the fashion world. I totally thought it would be the next movement out of Rome and Paris, or at least down in the Magnolia projects.
Since the dawning days of music there has always been one hit wonders. They all made songs that were extremely catchy and dominated the radio waves for months. After their time is up both the public and musicians equally respect what has happened, and neither play the song for 6 – 11 years. Why? Because after 6 – 11 years the song automatically becomes cool again, mainly because your brain has forgotten how much you previously hated it. Examples: Hootie and the Blowfish, Spin Doctors, Vanilla Ice, Deon Sanders (Well maybe not Deon Sanders). Now here lies the point of this paragraph. You had a one hit wonder. That’s it. You’re career is over. You need to take the 40 billion dollars you made on itunes and move to Jamacia. Why are you still here? Why are you harassing my ears? What do you want from us? Maybe in 6 – 11 years young Jewish boys can look back and wonder why the fuck they convinced Grandma Ester to do the Soulja Boy at their Bar Mitzvah, but that is the extent of your reigns over the small minded American population (Not to be misconstrued, not all of the American population is small minded, just those that did the Soulja Boy).
Also, I can not avoid the reality that you have enough money in your pocket to buy my blog and turn it into a a e-candy store that specialises in selling dick shaped lolli pops. Would you eat the Grape flavor? I’d go for Cherry. Nor will I denine while working as a Bar Mitzvah MC I’ve done the Soulja Boy on multiple occasions, but be assured every time I did it I wondered what my life has come to. And though I hate everything about you and the song, I was semi happy that the dance did not require much rhythm, because as a Jewish man, rhythm is not something held in my life’s arsenal. You my friend are the herpes sore on the tip of America’s dick. You have taken American popular music and turned it into the asshole of a gay Lamb. Please invest your money into a education, a speach pathologist, and posion…to kill yourself.
Daniel Dickey
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Dude dats some funny ass shit keep doin wat u do it will take u far in the future. Your one fucking funny motherfucker keep up the good work.
This is crazy funny.
Soulja Boy is pretty pathetic.
EXCUSE ME ALL OV DA PEOPLE WHO SITTIN UP HERE HATIN ON SOULJABOY
LET ME TELL YALL ALL SOMETHING SOULJABOY AKA DEANDRE WAY IS A VERY TALENTED AND A VERY GOOD PERFORMER AND A RAPPER HE DOES A FANTASTIC JOB FOR ANYOBDY THE THINGS HE DOES IS BECAUSE HE’S VERY PROUD OF IT AND I MAY NOT KNOW HIM BUT DEANDRE WAY IS VERY INTELLIGENT AND THE THINGS HE DOES MANY PEOPLE MAY NOT AGREE WITH THEM BUT I DO BECAUSE THE THINGS HE DOES I LOVE AND DON’T THINK THERE’S ANY THING WRONG WITH IT!
AND WHOEVER WROTE THOSE MEAN COMMENTS AND THAT LONG POINTLESS LETTER TO SOULJABOY GUESS WHAT YALL ALL ARE HATERS AND I SAID IT YALL R JUST MAD BECAUSE YALL DONT HAVE THE SWAGG THE THINGS SOULJABOY HAVE OR DO ANYTHING HE CAN IDK IF THIS IS A RACIST SITUATION OR ANYTHING BUT WATEVER IT IS YALL NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM AND LEAVE HIM ALONE BECAUSE ITS NOT RIGHT AND YALL ALL ARE JUS POINTLESS TRYING TO TALK ABOUT HIM!!! DEUCES SOULJABOY{DeAndre Way} HATERS!!!!!!!!
Hey Sa’Lenna did you write that whole letter in caps because you were that mad? Also, big thank you for the insightful information…I had no idea Soulja Boy’s real name was DeAndre…I dislike him that much more.
your language:
no-botty hate-in on no-botty playa-lenaaaa!! thiz be on the rillz bout a soulja !!
y you tryna messm ? .. on the rillz!!!
feel’me deuce bitches?
my language:
Congratulations! Selena and DeAndre for finding love! We all wish you lasting happiness in your eternal quest for cocaine together.