Kanye West why do you suck so much cow dick? Do you enjoy the oral stimulation of having all that multi colored mammal cock in your mouth? I have a feeling you do. Either way, I have a couple questions for you…
- Do you have down syndrome?
- Can Black people get down syndrome?
- Do those hip (Gay) glasses you wear, help protect your eyes from all of Lil Wayne’s semen?
- Do you cry sometime when you think about what a loser you were before you were famous?
- Do you cry sometimes when you think about what a loser you are now that you’re famous?
- Did your parents hit you when you were a child…For example
- Little Kanye: Hey Mom did you make chicken?
- Kanye’s Mother: No little n!gga, I made pot roast.
- Little Kanye: Well I want chicken, so I ain’t eating your roast.
(Now there are two options)
- Kanye’s Mother: What you say to me you little f-ing beaver? I’ma beat the sh!t out of you and pour gravy in your nappy hair. (Kanye’s Mother punches him and the nose and holds him to the floor as she dumps gravey on his little nappy head).
- Kanye’s Mother: But I worked all day cooking this for you.
- Lil Kanye: I said I wanted chicken, bitch.
- Kanye’s Mother: Ok hunny. I’ll make you some chicken. (Kanye’s Mother throws the pot roast in the hamper and goes to make some chicken).
I have a feeling Option Two was the norm in Lil Kanye’s life. It would explain why he acts like a bitch. Matter of fact, I’m going to rape you. Mark my words, if I ever see Kanye West, he’s going to be going down south…on me…cause I’m going to rape his little punk ass. A couple more questions…
- Did your hand ever get really sweaty while holding Jay-Z’s dick?
- Do you plan to look like such a tool at every awards show?
- Is it true you asked Common if he would ever consider letting you finger his belly button?
- When you said George Bush doesn’t like Black people…what did that have to do with a White Girl like you?
Kanye West you are the rotting sh!t in a homeless mans trousers. You are the hemorrhoids in ass of a aging Gorilla. You are a spoiled tub of chocolate milk…though, you do make some good music.