Guess what? Just invented a invention. Yep, you heard me right, I just invented a invention…and it’s amazing.
Meat Flavored Toothpaste “Why brush your teeth after a meal, when you can brush your teeth with a meal”
I know, it’s genius. I’m going to start selling it directly off of this website. So far these are the top 7 flavors from our taste test*.
- Turkey Surprise
- Aunt Maggie’s Meatloaf
- Bad ass Bologna
- Kickin Chicken
- Grandpa’s Fat Sausage
- Tofu Fresh
- Morning Goat Meat (For our ethnic uses)
*Though we did not use humans in our taste test, only 6 or 7 of the 8 dogs used to ‘taste the paste’, got really really sick.
Update: Our lawyers did inform us that we must make it clear, when we said only 6 or 7 of the 8 dogs got sick, that was while they were sampling the products. All 8 of the dogs did die within 10-20 minutes after trying the products…but it did look like they were all having a great time right before they died. Make your own judgement. I personally don’t think it’s a big deal, but whatevs…no hard feelings if you want to keep using your shitty toothpaste.
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