A Facebook Conversation With My Mother

So a couple months ago my mother decided to make a Facebook. After several unsuccessful attempts of trying to hack her account and delete it, I gave up. I did inform her if she wanted to be friends then she has to understand my Facebook is devoted to inappropriate status updates and profile pictures of naked bear men. She friended me anyways. These are the usual conversations that ensue on our walls.

If you’re wondering why my mom is using the grammar/punctuation that a 14 year old girl on aim messager would use, it’s because she has no idea what she’s doing on the computer, uses her acrylic nails to type and thinks speaking with terms like, “U, 2day, B, R, 4, w/b, xoxo, <3) are the ‘hip’ thing to do.

So help me if I get one more friend request and it says our only mutual friend is my mother I will cut your face,

Daniel Dickey

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